I'm sure none of you care but...

[mrmcfister]

Congrats from me doctor!

[intrigued]

I better get busy. I hope your worldly possessions amount to more than a computer and 5 empty bottles of absinthe!

[intrigued]

Very kind MrM, thank you!

[Deuce Bigolo]

You can rest assured that there will be a pot of gold waiting at the end of the rainbow when you succeed

Whether its full of stale urine or nectar from the gods will depend on how long you take

[Lizard]

Have you joined www.Lizardinc.com yet buttsie, there's a 2% discount for old boy's.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Hows about a free pass & I give you an impartial review posted on the main forum...you know I'm good for it what with my impeccable credentials as Mr Impartial

If not i'll just come in via the backdoor

Being a butler has its advantage in always knowing where the tradesmens entrance is located

[Deano!]

I work with a bunch of medical types and I've seen the work they put into PhDs. Its a hard slog, but at least you can impress girls at parties by telling them you're a 'Doctor'. You can even play with their titties and claim it means nothing to you because you're a doctor etc.

[intrigued]

I never thought of that particular bright side. (I mean the breast fondling bit- the only reason I did the damn thing was to be able to tell girls I'm a "Doctor"). Thanks Deano!

[intrigued]

So, basically I have until you next decide to get drunk, empty the pot to buy the drink and p**s in it afterwards? I do like a challenge...

[jj]

You know, you're absolutely right.
I've taught PH.D students, and 80% of them are fuckwits.

That said, the remainder were brilliant.