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I represented a Dell Laptop in court. It was up on a charge of stealing a mac. the dell claimed it was pissed when it happened, the judge threw it,s case out.

That poor laptop must have been freezing all the way home on the bus, with no case to keep it warm.

Judges? Bastards, the lot of 'em.

I dunno what it is with the Dells, with your IT expertise you'd agree, they have a major drink problem. The ones with Intel Centrino dual core processors really knock it back.

Let me get this straight.
You're calling yourself a cunt?

I must put that in me diary.......... or maybe me dairy.

Not as bad as a pintium 111 or 4 even.

The high pintiums....... yeah.

All choked to death on their own caches.

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Simply stunning.