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.....had me unaccountably thinking of kippers.

.....well, we certainly wouldn't be watching it.

JEANNA FINE !!!!
OK ????
Sorry for shouting.

Shhh. There, there JJ. Dont get stressed. He knows how to spell her name and he knows the difference between a comma and an apostrophe. Hes just having a laugh by pretending not to.

Tea drinkers sense of humour you see.

BTW wheres Buttsie gone? He took a three day vow of silence after he innocently used Katys surname (twice) and got told off. I never knew an Aussie could stay quiet for 3 minutes never mind 3 hours.

Dont worry Buttsie we all make mistakes and we have all been told off by moderators at some point. In fact Woodgnome once hit me so hard my PC exploded. No need to book yourself into a monastery. Although I must admit that silence can indeed be golden where Aussies are concerned. LOL.

Am stressed because my new laptop only has a 56k modem, although the slowness thereof is vastly outweighed by the pleasure of now being able to annoy you 24/7 from anywhere in the World.....when I can get my e-mail account back up !!

Whilst standing on a tube platform I saw a train pull away with a frustrated looking guy punching and screaming at his groin. I thought nothing of it as thats normal behaviour in London. Then I realised if that were now it might have been you beating the shit out of your laptop. I manage on a 56k modem so why cant you! When I was a kid we used tin cans and string to communicate. In fact the firm I work for only got a PC last year and they did not have a fax until 1998.

Take comfort dear JJ that technology merely gives us bad karma and stuff. Its far more satisfying to go to the cinema, write a proper letter on paper (you must remember paper). PCs and shit are just there to help us. We should not rely on them too much cos they will turn on us without compassion.

Its not often I go to London BTW but the people are fucking odd. With a capital O. Saw a bloke collapse in Oxford St (no one even bent over to ask him how he was, all left for ambulance to sort out "not my prob guv"). Saw the same thing happen in York and all the pedestrians were helping and local restaraunts brought cushions, water, blankets. Members of the public keen to help. First aid from members of the public saved the blokes life. If he had had his heart attack in London he would be coffin filler. So next time someone asks if the North/South divide exists tell them that story.

Sorry, way off topic. I wont get my coat or put the kettle on. I will just fuck off to bed.

I'm full of the Gold-Top of Human Kindness when out and about in Lunnun......except where buskers on the Tube are concerned.
Death is too good for them, especially that one who does 'Maggie May'.........

Yeah. Hes called Rod. He used to be famous in the 80`s. Or so he says.

You frivolous git.

I am off to bed. I have been working somehow without sleeping since tuesday. Unless the odd half hour of sleep under my desk counts. Usually interupted by a bailiff after my chair or a client. FUCKERS. They should fuck off and let me sleep.

I still however reply to your emails JJ despite being exhausted. Not that you would have noticed. Your too busy entertaining the crowds on here than to answer my mail. I wish I had not bothered writing the fucking thing. Dont say you were too busy because you spent hours on here tonight. I`m divorcing you. LOL

My bed beckons me. It will be the first time I have been in a proper bed since tuesday. I cant wait.

I am sure you will post a witty reply but you still wont bother with the email because there is no audience there.

Were you the class clown at school like me?

Just remembered your email is down so disregard my previous petulance. I use Yahoo and find I can access my mail from anywhere including dodgy laptops. Just a thought. Also when we used freeserve we were finding trouble getting connected. Get one of those BT free discs for businesses. Gets you straight on without the usual freeserve hassle.

Now bed definately. Oh, fuck the dogs in my bed and he`s 20 bloody stone. Jesus wept! Why must I suffer like this. I help old ladies across roads and yet I am still made to suffer. Why? I never hurt anyone. Well except for that bloke called Graham on C Wing....but he hit me first....Aaargghh

Get out my bed bastard! I have not slept for days you horrible lazy hairy twat! Bloody pets whats the point, they only take advantage. Like politicians but with fur. But animals have loyalty unlike politicians. Still doesnt give the twat the right to nick my bed.

Yes I am drunk. And now I have to fight a huge bloody dog just to get some rest.

Questions should be raised in Parliament over this!!!!