Pork Pies.

[Trumpton]

Ah, that's different - they simply had to do their job properly otherwise the entire sewage system in this area would collapse.

[Trumpton]

I get my pork pies from a local family butchers. They are superb! Real slices of lean pork with a touch of mustard or pickle enclosed in honey drizzled pastry. Mind you they cost a quid a shot and the pies themselves are not particularly large, but nonetheless excellent.

[Pervert]

And remember, people, this is the man who spends 23 hours a day with his arse clamped to the cludgie.

[Trumpton]

These proper pork pies have never given me the runs or caused me any discomfort in the arse area.

[Peter]

Prefer the huntsmans pie. Pork pie with chicken and stuffing on the top.

[Trumpton]

Yes, good call. I haven't had one of those for years, but when I have they're delicious.

[Trumpton]

Also the pork pies that have slices of apple or peach enclosed within them - mmmm, luvvorley!

[Trumpton]

I find it ironic that a company that makes pork pies is called Pork Farms and their products are horrible. All grease and congealed jellified lard.