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Re: Caption comp

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:12 am
by Sam Slater
[quote]You talk about cheap shots? You just made a remark to the effect that the reason for my anger is that I "have no lady to knock about".[/quote]

Yes it was. I apologise. I was just showing that we can all throw cheap shots if we want. Your comments and rants have been out of order over the past few hours. You've been giving digs at Wazza -and new members- at every opportunity for months now, which culminates in you handing out threats just because someone bites back a little.

You came on out of the blue having a pop at me: what did you expect me to do, sit and cry? It's YOU who's the bully magoo, not Wazza or 'toady, fat yorkshireman that lives with his mam & dad, that's 28, middleclass and never seen a blackman before'.

I don't mind a bit of violence kidda, not at all, but how about you stop puffing your chest out for a bit and reread your posts again. Maybe you'll come to the conclusion that you started this, for some unknown reason, and that my reaction has been pretty fucking civil, considering....

If you do decide to get larey then I hope you're not as indecisive about throwing your punches, like you are with this supposed final post, no it's not, yes it is, no it's not, yes it is, no it's not, ok maybe later. I'll be ducking and diving allover the shop waiting for the big one and I might get a bit dizzy and confused.

Here's my advice, before you decide on what action to take:

Apologise to Shelley for hijacking her thread (I should as well).

Apologise to me and Wazza for abusing us out of the blue, stirring up shit that wasn't there.

Apologise to me again for threatening to 'knock my fat yorkshire head off' - or something.

Apologise to the mods (since the last person to make any sort of threats were raj and photo-taker, who were both swiftly banned, if memory serves me correctly.

Tell you what magoo....... take a look in the mirror, look into your own eyes and ask yourself 'Have I been a prick over the last 7 or 8 hours?' If you still honestly think that this is all 'toady's' fault then I'll leave the forums instead of you. (and I promise I won't start a leaving thread, blaming everyone else for my own frustrations).

Fair?


Re: Caption comp

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:16 am
by Sam Slater
Sorry for the hijack, shelley. It was supposed to be a thread for funny quips.


Re: Caption comp

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 8:47 am
by one eyed jack
How about that age old favourite:

"Hey buddy,it aint what it looks like. Now jog the fuck on"


Re: Caption comp

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:55 am
by colonel
Is that Zooter?

Re: Caption comp

Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:42 pm
by beutelwolf
After the rousing success of his Axminster chicken campaign, Hugh Fernley-Wittingstall develops new techniques to treat pigs with the care and attention they deserve.