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You said:

"i dont want to compete with some oiled up, pumped up narcassit"

Why oh why, do I always have to be dragged into the debate, I can't help having a magnificent, massive, rippling, torso, yes I know it's a bit oily, but I'm using loads of de-greaser to solve this problem! "Pumped up?", I'll have you know I am known as, "Danger Mouse" in some circles and as for being narcissistic, now I spend no more than 2 hours a day in front of the mirror!

Alice In Blunderland wrote:

> I am not sure wheether to believe he is actually dead or it is
> just Snow Patrol having a laugh, I cannot find anything of his
> death on the web and you would think it would have at least
> made it to IAFD, AVN or LukeIsBack by now a week on let alone
> the mainstream media, the title of the publication it pupports
> to come from does not seem to exist either, so until I see
> something verifiable I think it must be a well done hoax.
>
>

OK... Guilty as charged It IS a hoax... But not made by me though... Its off of Mike Souths site

Yeah I put it up as a gag, (To catch you guys out) but when Sandie thought it was true, I thought I'd better fess up and come clean...

I admit, its a good hoax.. But not done by me... I'm only guilty of plagiarism... Not photoshop LOL

Hope that clears stuff up

well thats a relief.
i didnt know mike south had a site but i will check that out.

Aww c'mon you gotta let the blokes have some ego....Otherwise if they didnt believe in themselves, they wouldnt get wood.

The best one I saw was Alberto Rey playing with his dick looking at himself in the mirror and me saying:

"Hey Alberto. Sonias over there man"

But hey, whatever it takes. You think its easy doing porn? You think its easy getting wood for hot chicks in front of a load of bored looking crew and an old man sneering at you with jealous rage as some pretty fit girl wraps her lips around your todger with a dreamy look on her face.

Its a hard life for sure.

For some its hard getting hard. LOL

I read that Peter North spends half his time performing in gay porn - nuff said really.

?Annoying Male Porn Stars?

I have a deep antipathy to the tattooed, slapping, spitting, choking, chortling types.






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"I have a deep antipathy to the tattooed, slapping, spitting, choking, chortling types."

The species is native to the US of A. Although some have been found further south.

Watching some of that stuff makes you feel like you're single punch away from watching a rape.

It's not just Yank male porn "stars" who are annoying. There are a number of British ones also. Who is that twunt who's balding, has ultra pale skin, looks like a shower of piss and thinks it's oh so 'cool' to wear a bandanna? What a prime knobhead he is?