Nice but improbable teenage tits...

[Deuce Bigolo]

As it was posted on April fools day I guess he's having a laugh

[Officer Dibble]

"Surely its these very people you make most of your money by though"

I don't know. I like to think I deal with a superior caliber of punter. As I explained previously, the divis I'm talking about would probably be of the opinion that our material wasn't 'hot' enough.


"Really doesn't seem to make financial sense either for someone to slag off their customers!"

They?re not my customers. As I keep explaining, I'm not really a purveyor of the oafish shit they seem to like. And as for slagging them off ? well, isn't it they, along with the man with the wobbly cam, that have been instrumental in dragging a scene that did once feature beauty, glamour, and money down into the gutter? If you really do appreciate and understand beautiful women you should know what I am talking about. Where's the beauty in three or four tattooed gits slapping and choking a "filthy, dirty, slut" - a foul mouthed scrubber with a 'gaping' arsehole in a seedy council flat? Where?s the beauty in making a seriously unappealing girl look positively ugly and repulsive? Where's the beauty in having to purge your mind of these noxious images, lest their poison seep into the fabric of your whole freaking' day? Where the beauty, what's uplifting about it?

I think we might need to stop and reset ourselves. We now seem to be a bit unclear as to what beauty is, what a beautiful woman is, how does she look, how does she behave? In my mind this is as clear-cut as it has always been. But the evidence of these forums seems to suggest many other guys have lost their bearings. Have you noticed how nowadays no one ever comments on a girl's beauty, charm, sensuality and allure? Is it because girls aren?t beautiful anymore? Or is it because contemporary blokes are too stupid and oafish to appreciate those feminine qualities? Or maybe it's a bit of both? Nowadays, if the dickwads on this site were anything to go by, in addition to being "sluts" it would seem that girls are "hot" "dirty" and "filthy". Well excuse me for being a weirdo but I'd rather prefer an old fashioned girl who radiates at a normal bodily temperature. A girl who is well scrubbed, impeccably turned out, and knows her 'p's and 'q's.







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[Officer Dibble]

Well Deuce, if yer didn't laugh you'd have to cry.

Speaking of laughing. Maybe this would be timely opportunity to revisit one of my old satirical pieces on the Brit porno scene - as seen through the eyes of 'a fan'.






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[Sam Slater]

[quote]I wasn't really thinking about Barcode,[/quote]

Then I suggest you should have made that a little clearer because Emily -who you expressed an agreement with- definitely was referring to Barcode.

As for shaven beavers, tattoos, crap make-up and chewed fingernails, I'm in total agreement......though we all have our different tastes.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Nowadays, if the dickwads on this site were anything to go by, in addition to being "sluts" it would seem that girls are "hot" "dirty" and "filthy"


You mean they dont use NASTY anymore?

That would be a real shame NOT

[Officer Dibble]

"most porn is very very unattractive, reminiscent of a bacon slicer in action. "

Lets not beat about the bush, Barcode, old son. It's horrid and shite.


"I have personally witnessed the contempt of one producer when I said I liked all the old Radley Metzger stuff from the 70s, a script, nice costumes, some attempt at a plot and a pretty erotic result. His response was something between a sneer and a wince."

Me too, most producers of porn are either cynics or pervs and think it would be peals before swine to do anything like that. Sadly, because of all of the cheap shite out there, it may no longer be viable to make films of the caliber you describe. This Radley Metzger sounds a cool dude. I'll have to seek out his work. But if you dig real erotic porn that features a real cross-section of people in real life (not abusive gutter teen) scenarios, checkout some of the American movies of the 80's featuring John Leslie and scrumptious women like Juliet Anderson and Lisa DeLeeu.





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[Kitt]

I think Mr Dibble is exactly right................best post Ive read in years

[Officer Dibble]

"I think Mr Dibble is exactly right................best post Ive read in years"

Well, thanks for that kitt. It's always nice to hear that one's efforts are appreciated. Watch out for more great reports and cutting edge comment in a similarly inimitable, insightful, coherent, outspoken and amusing style.





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[Deuce Bigolo]

Not enough satire around

Must be the fault of the middle classes again

Now if only the brits would follow the yanks

http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/04/16/011313.php