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Reggie Perrin wrote:
> You were saying I was jealous of a scumbag like Biggs. Come off
> it.

He had a life in the sun, with a teenage tart.
I'm jealous.
But, yes; he's a [lucky] scumbag- I never implied otherwise.

Well, yes- I did rather say that earlier : -)

Reggie Perrin wrote:

> Blimey!! Has that tab of LSD you took this afternoon
Nah, it was Mogadon, in a glass of Scotch.
Picks me up everytime- sometimes I even manage to stay awake
for the weekly strip-Scrabble evening at the Old Folks' Home.

> yet or were you being all sarcarrrstic.
Wot? Meeee? Got the wrong bloke there, Guv'nor.


> In that case I've been a bit of a female organ...
Possibly that small gap between the business-end, and the dirty-
business end?

This is the accountant in me now, but I think the sum of money stolen in the great train robbery was about ?3 million.

I bet if you add-up the cost of bringing him back from Brazil (although The Scum newspaper may have paid some of that), the cost of keeping in jail all these years, medical care, his pension and now the care home fees (which will be at least ?1,000 a week) the total will be way more than ?3 million all picked-up by you and me.

The biggest mistake ever was bringing him back from Brazil !

...and the cost of the trial was estimated at ['64 figure] 2 million.

Yus, it's coz I's so litterate.
I read a book once, you know.....