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get out you lazy sod, you're wallowing in that greyness that is simply 'existing'

i can currently recommend sea kayaking particularly in the surf when its a bit rough ooer, far more fun and possibly more enjoyable than a wank. probably. also risk of drowning adds to heighten the excitement.

can get a bit cold though

Yes make life more interesting....Drive through a BNP rally and scream "BLACK POWER!!!" and run. Run as fast as you can and if you get away, gasping for breath, laughing you will feel so alive that you are..well still alive

I would have suggested doing this down Brixton but Im sure most black people will out run you and catch you and there would be no fun in that at all.

Sounds good

How about Max gets decked out as Dave Chappelle and pretends to be blind while thinking hes white
and goes to a BNP tally chanting white power....lol