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spudfacednipper wrote:

> planeterotica wrote:
>
> > My education took place from 1955-65
>
> I think you must be taking the proverbial, no-one educated in
> those halcyon days would punctuate their posts in such a
> flippant manner. No, I reckon you are in Year 10, have a crush
> on Miss and complain endlessly on your facebook* page that your
> spots are "so unfair". Maybe you meant in ROOMs 1955-65 - big
> school!
>
planeterotica wrote:

I am in year 60 as it happens but i still have a crush on Miss, Miss, Missus or Missed i dont care its all fanny and when you get to my age beggars cant be choosers !wink!

"I only pointe dout that we collectively elect a parliament"

I will not be responding to any more of your posts until you have finished your English education.

I realise that this might be disconcerting for you, because I imagine you are trying your best. However, enough is enough!

If your native language is Swahili or whatever, please use that instead and I will put it through the google translate feature.

Do not be ashamed.

spudfacednipper wrote:

>
> Please read this, commit it to memory, and do not confuse the
> two again, as it is tiresome having to repeat oneself, even to
> such a keen new user of our language as yourself. The rest of
> us have weightier subjects to debate here, such as the nature
> of democracy and Mr Erotica's real age.
>
planeterotica wrote:

My real age varies depending on the potency of the viagra that i purchase on the blackmarket, as this product is available over the counter in French France then if they take over Dover this could be a small advantage, just as long as you dont have to kiss all the men on either cheek as i dont think the Dovorarians would appreciate this !wink!

spudfacednipper wrote:
>
> As Winston Churchill once pointed out when shown a handsome gay
> man dancing with dancing with a plainer woman, "ah well,
> buggers can't be choosers".
>
planeterotica wrote:

Dont you bring Winnie in to this he was a British Bulldog and would be turning in his grave at the mere thought of selling Dover, and so would Vera Lynn, oops she's not dead yet, and i have never been called a bugger i was once called Roger by mistake !wink!