Re: Max
Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:58 pm
David Johnson wrote:
> "I said it was racist of the authorities there to clamp down so
> hard on foreign people doing a foreign thing in their country.
> You misunderstood me. We here have to bend over backwards to
> accomodate foreign ways and culture here and are all 'racist'
> if we don't. Why are the authorities in Dubai not accomodaters
> like we have to be here?"
>
> Too true. I saw this Muslim bloke getting his hand chopped off
> in Blackpool for stealing a packet of cheerios. Horrible it
> were. How's he going to open the packet now?
>
> And another thing I didn't see a single Xmas tree this year
> anywhere. As for anybody dressed up like Santa, not a chance.
>
> And personally, I'm sick to death with having to do without any
> food and drink for weeks on end every year. Why should I have
> to bend over backwards and adhere to Ramadan, just because
> followers of Islam do? And then if I don't do it, I would be
> called racist, I bet!
>
> Its not right, you know! But if I go to Dubai, are they
> necking WKD in the street to make me feel at home? Are they
> having a piss in the street on a Friday night? No they aren't.
> If I want to shag the missus down an alley, are they
> appreciative? No, they are not. Racist they are. Racist!
>
> Don't get me wrong, I'm not racist myself you understand. Some
> of my best friends are a funny colour. But those Dubai geezers
> are definitely racist. They make no effort at all to welcome
> foreign people doing foreign things.
>
> I rest my case.
>
> D
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Simply brilliant!
> "I said it was racist of the authorities there to clamp down so
> hard on foreign people doing a foreign thing in their country.
> You misunderstood me. We here have to bend over backwards to
> accomodate foreign ways and culture here and are all 'racist'
> if we don't. Why are the authorities in Dubai not accomodaters
> like we have to be here?"
>
> Too true. I saw this Muslim bloke getting his hand chopped off
> in Blackpool for stealing a packet of cheerios. Horrible it
> were. How's he going to open the packet now?
>
> And another thing I didn't see a single Xmas tree this year
> anywhere. As for anybody dressed up like Santa, not a chance.
>
> And personally, I'm sick to death with having to do without any
> food and drink for weeks on end every year. Why should I have
> to bend over backwards and adhere to Ramadan, just because
> followers of Islam do? And then if I don't do it, I would be
> called racist, I bet!
>
> Its not right, you know! But if I go to Dubai, are they
> necking WKD in the street to make me feel at home? Are they
> having a piss in the street on a Friday night? No they aren't.
> If I want to shag the missus down an alley, are they
> appreciative? No, they are not. Racist they are. Racist!
>
> Don't get me wrong, I'm not racist myself you understand. Some
> of my best friends are a funny colour. But those Dubai geezers
> are definitely racist. They make no effort at all to welcome
> foreign people doing foreign things.
>
> I rest my case.
>
> D
!laugh! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh! !laugh!
Simply brilliant!