Mick O'Reilly sat at the end of the bar looking grim.
A friend asked him what was wrong.
"Ah, it's my wife," O'Riley replied. "The last time I came home drunk, she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month."
"That's awful."
"No shit!" said O'Riley.
"Today, my month is up!"
Jokes, anyone?
Re: Not being funny,but....
Errrrrrrr, why do I have to stand in the corner with those 2 reprobates Miss Sarah? !laugh!
Unless of course, you're going to spank us? In which case, I'm first !grin!
Myson
!oldie!
Unless of course, you're going to spank us? In which case, I'm first !grin!
Myson
!oldie!
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SpannerProductions
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Re: Not being funny,but....
Reprobate, reprobate - I represent that remark........!grin!
I'm sure she could handle us all mate, it's a risk but i'm happy to go for it
Oh and Mistress Kelly - you looked hot last night babes xx
I'm sure she could handle us all mate, it's a risk but i'm happy to go for it
Oh and Mistress Kelly - you looked hot last night babes xx
Re: Not being funny,but....
Sarah Kelly wrote:
> Floydoid,Myson and Spanner ,in the corner,NOW!teacher!
Ooh, promises promises.
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> Floydoid,Myson and Spanner ,in the corner,NOW!teacher!
Ooh, promises promises.
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Is it any wonder that the monkey's confused?
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Sarah Kelly
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Re: Jokes, anyone?
Promises,threats,implements...I have them all,including special "Retrobate" ones!wink! ...... and flatterery,however flattering,will not be getting anyone any special considerations,as in,Let Off ! But thanks anyway !wink!
Always certed,works to Hard BG/GG/ANAL/DP+EXTREME Fetish.
Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
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Sarah Kelly
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Re: Jokes, anyone?
Panda goes into cop shop to report his brother as missing...Copper "can you describe him please"
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Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
Re: Not being funny,but....
What do you call a black man who has just lost 30 stone?.......Lenny Henry!
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Sarah Kelly
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Re: Not being funny,but....
Love you but,let me Re iterate ... a) The jokes need be funny and b) THE JOKES NEED BE FUNNY!party!
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Easy going,fun,Hard Working,Professional
I turn up prepared,on time,ready to shoot what you want as I`m RELIABLE! ;)
SarahKellyxxx
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SarahKellyxxx
Re: Not being funny,but....
OK then Sarah, how about this one.
A lady goes to the zoo and particularly wants to see the monkeys, but when she gets to the monkey enclosure, the monkeys are nowhere to be seen, so she asks the keeper where they are.
"Well ma'am it just happens to be the mating season, and they are all inside, you know... at it.'"
The lady asks, "Do you think they'd come out for some peanuts?"
The keeper replies, "Would you?"
A lady goes to the zoo and particularly wants to see the monkeys, but when she gets to the monkey enclosure, the monkeys are nowhere to be seen, so she asks the keeper where they are.
"Well ma'am it just happens to be the mating season, and they are all inside, you know... at it.'"
The lady asks, "Do you think they'd come out for some peanuts?"
The keeper replies, "Would you?"
Is it any wonder that the monkey's confused?
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Re: Jokes, anyone?
A Scouser went to a prostitute, She said do you want a blow job?He said, Will it affect me dole money.
I dont believe Scots are as tight as people say, but i did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 48 people were injured.
A woman went into a hairdressers and said:' Make me look like Barbara Streisand, So she hit her over the nose with a hairbrush.
I dont believe Scots are as tight as people say, but i did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 48 people were injured.
A woman went into a hairdressers and said:' Make me look like Barbara Streisand, So she hit her over the nose with a hairbrush.