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Re: Not being funny,but....
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 7:37 pm
by SpannerProductions
Mick O'Reilly sat at the end of the bar looking grim.
A friend asked him what was wrong.
"Ah, it's my wife," O'Riley replied. "The last time I came home drunk, she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month."
"That's awful."
"No shit!" said O'Riley.
"Today, my month is up!"
Re: Not being funny,but....
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2010 8:52 pm
by myson
Errrrrrrr, why do I have to stand in the corner with those 2 reprobates Miss Sarah? !laugh!
Unless of course, you're going to spank us? In which case, I'm first !grin!
Myson
!oldie!
Re: Not being funny,but....
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 6:37 am
by SpannerProductions
Reprobate, reprobate - I represent that remark........!grin!
I'm sure she could handle us all mate, it's a risk but i'm happy to go for it
Oh and Mistress Kelly - you looked hot last night babes xx
Re: Not being funny,but....
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:59 pm
by Floydoid
Sarah Kelly wrote:
> Floydoid,Myson and Spanner ,in the corner,NOW!teacher!
Ooh, promises promises.
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Re: Jokes, anyone?
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:10 pm
by Sarah Kelly
Promises,threats,implements...I have them all,including special "Retrobate" ones!wink! ...... and flatterery,however flattering,will not be getting anyone any special considerations,as in,Let Off ! But thanks anyway !wink!
Re: Jokes, anyone?
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:17 pm
by Sarah Kelly
Panda goes into cop shop to report his brother as missing...Copper "can you describe him please"
Re: Not being funny,but....
Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:15 pm
by spunkie
What do you call a black man who has just lost 30 stone?.......Lenny Henry!
Re: Not being funny,but....
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:55 am
by Sarah Kelly
Love you but,let me Re iterate ... a) The jokes need be funny and b) THE JOKES NEED BE FUNNY!party!
Re: Not being funny,but....
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:27 pm
by Floydoid
OK then Sarah, how about this one.
A lady goes to the zoo and particularly wants to see the monkeys, but when she gets to the monkey enclosure, the monkeys are nowhere to be seen, so she asks the keeper where they are.
"Well ma'am it just happens to be the mating season, and they are all inside, you know... at it.'"
The lady asks, "Do you think they'd come out for some peanuts?"
The keeper replies, "Would you?"
Re: Jokes, anyone?
Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 5:59 pm
by planeterotica
A Scouser went to a prostitute, She said do you want a blow job?He said, Will it affect me dole money.
I dont believe Scots are as tight as people say, but i did hear that when two taxis collided in Glasgow recently 48 people were injured.
A woman went into a hairdressers and said:' Make me look like Barbara Streisand, So she hit her over the nose with a hairbrush.
