Re: Making UK porn trendy o/t
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2002 7:52 am
Our pe teacher mr Bastard made us borrow his porn tapes!(itall makes men of you boys he would say)
of course they were bad eightys copys of Seka films (peek-a-boo)
but they made us what we are today ....Wankers.
On topic if you go down south to that London , most news agents
sell Jazz mags ,but up here in Liverpool hardly any shop keepers have a good selection, this might be a race issue but i found Asian shop keepers allways have had better stock/more choice (unusal mag's spanking/big pants/rubber nuns ect..)mags that cant be anything but a small production (non D,S),and when the busys (cops to all of you but the rev) took their stock because their was a purge on showing asshole/bandanas/lesbians with makeup, the next week they would still have a full stock!
during the 80s/90s ive bought so called porn from PRIVATE shops i dont give a shit who sees me (in fact i like women to see me buy porn and hope they think wow his cock must work!! )the starting price was allways ?40, thinking i was clever ive knocked him down to ?15 got it home all full of joy only to find ive bought shite.
Break the distribution chain and get the films in the newsagents
these people are used to taking a chance with adult stock !!
(ill have ten bensons a packet of skins and a copy of peachy piss flaps please)some even sell videos anyway so people can slip a porno between "nuns on the run 2" and "Batman"
for FUCK sake my bird made me watch Freinds last week (Cox was
in her sexy undies so i didnt mind so much) an they rented a porno to watch together!!!how can this be the norm in the up tight (dont swear on tv) US of A and not Blighty....
wheres me tea-maziepan
of course they were bad eightys copys of Seka films (peek-a-boo)
but they made us what we are today ....Wankers.
On topic if you go down south to that London , most news agents
sell Jazz mags ,but up here in Liverpool hardly any shop keepers have a good selection, this might be a race issue but i found Asian shop keepers allways have had better stock/more choice (unusal mag's spanking/big pants/rubber nuns ect..)mags that cant be anything but a small production (non D,S),and when the busys (cops to all of you but the rev) took their stock because their was a purge on showing asshole/bandanas/lesbians with makeup, the next week they would still have a full stock!
during the 80s/90s ive bought so called porn from PRIVATE shops i dont give a shit who sees me (in fact i like women to see me buy porn and hope they think wow his cock must work!! )the starting price was allways ?40, thinking i was clever ive knocked him down to ?15 got it home all full of joy only to find ive bought shite.
Break the distribution chain and get the films in the newsagents
these people are used to taking a chance with adult stock !!
(ill have ten bensons a packet of skins and a copy of peachy piss flaps please)some even sell videos anyway so people can slip a porno between "nuns on the run 2" and "Batman"
for FUCK sake my bird made me watch Freinds last week (Cox was
in her sexy undies so i didnt mind so much) an they rented a porno to watch together!!!how can this be the norm in the up tight (dont swear on tv) US of A and not Blighty....
wheres me tea-maziepan