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"Wanker" used to have a stigma attached !
Now your healthy, wealthy and wise and showing your independance.

I blame Poppy Morgan...

The old 'one-way conversation'?
I had a Provo Sergeant give me the biggest verbal thrashing of my life. Scared me shitless, and not once did he hit or threaten me.
I believe they can't do that now..........more's the pity

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Oh they do Jonesy.
The drill book, written by the Wooden Tops, (Guards) has always stated that soldiers under instruction on the Drill Square should not be abused by the instructors. Yeh, right.
I was that bollocked soldier, and many years later I was a Drill Instructor, (not a wooden top though) and when any stupid cunt fucked up I swore my fucking head off at them and called them all the useless fucking cunts in fucking Christendom and called into doubt their useless fucking parentage and why the British Army had to put up with the useless fucking cunts who were a spunk stain down their mothers legs.
My son is a SNCO with 16 years under his belt and he and his fellow SNCO's swear their fucking heads off at their stupid cunts who fuck up.
It's only natural, and has been the bedrock of discipline in the British Army since 1642 when General George Monk formed the Army that we know today.
Anyone who doesn't like being called a useless fucking cunt does not need to join the most professional and most respected Army in the world if they are useless fucking cunts and their fucking earholes are sensitive to critisism.
A bollocking on the drill square don't half sort you out. It has to, as the bollockee has to buck his ideas up because his mates have been witness.

Why don't they feature this in the recruiting adverts?

Could it be that a 'professional' army could really do without this
sort of macho bullshit crap? Taken too far, it ends with the dead
kids from Deepcut.....
YOU tell those grieving parents it was 'just all friendly bull'.