paul daniels?

[buttsie]

At this point in time...true

But bomb us with essential ingredients required for Riced Puuding and the Earth will be your oyster in 200 years time

cheers
B...OZ Custard Chucker

[Xtl (for short)]

You mean to say rice-pudding doesn't grow on stalactites, underground?
I'll have to look into this, and maybe reconsider our invasion plans....
.....anyway, it'd be no trouble at all to warm your planet up a little with a few of our Omni-Destructo-Zap (with Extra Added Megatonnage) weapons.
They're really very good.......

[buttsie]

Don't know about the underground shite but rest assured
we've got the warming under control

We're meat eaters these days by inlarge henceforth we have a large cattle population who on the whole we fed shit

Consequently they fart more than a group of cowboys sittin round a fire eating homemade baked beans made by those Two fat Women.

With one solitary match I could launch these good old boys into orbit

With one solitary match I could launch the cows to Uranus(estimation only-could be Pluto)

cheers
B...OZ

[Wink Wink]

Stop boasting steve. lol.

[buttsie]

Yeah...takes so much blood to prime it he keeps blacking out which would explain all the out on context posting

cheers
B....OZ

[Xtl etc.]

Ah. yes, our Women (the banana-like ones, remember?) are prone to the emission of large amounts of toxic gases: it's called gossip on our planet.
Uranus? We built a holiday-camp there: it's a little like your Butlin's in Skegness, except for the 360 mph methane winds and the 350 below zero temperature. Very bracing...
Actually, now I think about it, it's a lot like Skegness.......