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Re: ....Federation
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 6:51 am
by buttsie
At this point in time...true
But bomb us with essential ingredients required for Riced Puuding and the Earth will be your oyster in 200 years time
cheers
B...OZ Custard Chucker
Re: ....Federation
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 7:07 am
by Xtl (for short)
You mean to say rice-pudding doesn't grow on stalactites, underground?
I'll have to look into this, and maybe reconsider our invasion plans....
.....anyway, it'd be no trouble at all to warm your planet up a little with a few of our Omni-Destructo-Zap (with Extra Added Megatonnage) weapons.
They're really very good.......
Re: ....Federation
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 7:22 am
by buttsie
Don't know about the underground shite but rest assured
we've got the warming under control
We're meat eaters these days by inlarge henceforth we have a large cattle population who on the whole we fed shit
Consequently they fart more than a group of cowboys sittin round a fire eating homemade baked beans made by those Two fat Women.
With one solitary match I could launch these good old boys into orbit
With one solitary match I could launch the cows to Uranus(estimation only-could be Pluto)
cheers
B...OZ
Re: Paul Daniels Did I Like Him? NOT A LOT!!
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 7:27 am
by Wink Wink
Stop boasting steve. lol.
Re: Paul Daniels Did I Like Him? NOT A LOT!!
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:02 am
by buttsie
Yeah...takes so much blood to prime it he keeps blacking out which would explain all the out on context posting
cheers
B....OZ
Re: ....Federation
Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2003 8:25 am
by Xtl etc.
Ah. yes, our Women (the banana-like ones, remember?) are prone to the emission of large amounts of toxic gases: it's called gossip on our planet.
Uranus? We built a holiday-camp there: it's a little like your Butlin's in Skegness, except for the 360 mph methane winds and the 350 below zero temperature. Very bracing...
Actually, now I think about it, it's a lot like Skegness.......