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If you look at a Water Buffalo and imagine that it's horns are it's hair style you have 1 ugly Happy Mondays fan.

I've got a pet, bit smaller than a buffalo but probably more of a pest.
Calls itself a HUMAN ! whatever that means. All I can tell you, is that it has a thirst like your water buffalo - perhaps they are related?
Mr JJ would you please enlighten me.

You're purrfectly right, as usual Madame Chairperson.....
Take those cave-paintings at Lascaux, for example: the drawings of buffalo were not in fact done to illustrate Palaeolithic hunting methods, but actually show the aftermath of an argument between a caveman and his mother-in-law.
It is now generally understood that Neanderthal Man was eventually out-competed by water-buffaloes, which then became part of the early hominid stem ancestry, while the Neanderthals (apart from certain football-following tribes and the strange group known as 'tabloid editors') became extinct.

I DEMAND to know why there,s a comma after your initials, your deliberately
using strange punctuation marks to upset me..

It's cos I previously put something after it (like, 'confused', 'stupid', or the like...), and forgot to delete all the add-ons.
I'm sorry, I was incognisant of the datum that otiose punctuation marks were lacertotoxic.
Do you want some aspirin now?

2 for me and a truckload for the water buffalo...

Some gentle, innocent souls may wonder why I drink and the Chairman is full of confusion re the "human race" ??!!

"God Bless us all" (apologies to the Charles's ghost)

Like, du don't prescribe aspirin for liddle waterbuffs, innit?
Duuuuhhhh.......

I used to have a pet rat and a ginger tomcat. Both were very affectionate to me but didnt get on with each other for some reason. Its true btw I REALLY did have a rat but not at the same time as the cat for obvious reasons. The cat came years later.

Rats are much better pets than gerbils or hamsters and far more intellegent and docile. I once fell asleep naked while the rat was out of her cage and got bitten on my foreskin. The nurses at casualty thought it was hilarious. I was only 11 years old btw before any sicko suggests I was being a perv. I can laugh about it now but at the time I was very embarrased when the Indian doctor joked by saying "Oh my God! An elephant has bitten this boys penis!". True story that one. Honest.

Now I have a dog instead. Not as exotic as a water buffallo but much easier to clean up the shite after hes had my leftover chicken madras. He loves a good curry but he doesnt like beer after the incident when he drank a pint of bitter as a puppy.

I am going now but perhaps next time I will tell you all about my sisters gerbil who gnawed through a wire underneath the fridge and snuffed it. We only found it because of the smell.

And please stop feeding JJ thesauri, dictionaries and copies of Now That,s What I Call Railway Livery! He,s already too darn swotty for his own good.