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.......or London's latest groovy trend, 'parallel parallel parallel parking', particularly favoured at junctions, so that the poor bloody pedestrian has to take a 3-mile detour just to get to the next block.

Thats the price you pay for living in that 'Great' city so stop moanin, think of all the other good things like, pollution extortionate prices,gridlock, and jellied eels, youv,e never had it so good, oh! and ricketts are making a comeback, you lucky, lucky, bastards!!!

I don't 'live' in London, I merely 'subsist', like everyone else here who has a brain larger then a very very small peanut that's been on a crash diet, and hasn't been to the gym much lately.

"When you're tired of London, you're tired of Life"?
Nah....just tired of London.