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Re: Porsche 911

Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 7:29 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
They might be fanny magnets but they don't compare to panel vans when visitng the drive in

Ever tried to make it in the back of a Porsche 911?

The word contortion springs to mind

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Porsche 911

Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 7:30 pm
by Lizard
Dibble! desist from this nostalgia, your making me glass eye weep! do you still have one of those big coffee table lighters, and a poster of Sam Fox in your bedroom?


Re: Porsche 911

Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 8:06 pm
by Deuce Bigolo
Aint that the truth

Cars are nothing more than death traps that get you from point a to point b
which is why my favourite mode of transportation is the Bus

Factual statistic...someone dies on the road every 30 seconds
which is why i choose to travel by Bus

Nice view down on the plebs below and big enough to push any poser clear off the road if their cocky enough not to give way

cheers
B....OZ

Re: Porsche 911

Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 8:33 pm
by jj
Yep, we've got one for work, and the ride and the aircon are sensational.
Carries an awful lot of ammo, as well.
The Afghan version is fitted with additional RPG-holders and go-faster stripe.

Re: Porsche 911

Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 8:35 pm
by jj
Sorry, that's me getting confused again- and that was BEFORE I went down the pub......

Re: Porsche 911

Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 8:36 pm
by stripeysydney
Humvee's which dickhead invented them? what an absolutely useless piece of junk. they look great when Arnie drives them in a hollywood blockbuster and the villains shoot at , but nobody gets killed or injured ;unlike in real life.
ie.Iraq.
the British when they patrolled northern ireland had a similar problem with A.K.47s and R.P.G.s, so they upped the armour protection on their Landrovers and the bodycount went down, even if the Landrover is unreliable as fuck ;it quite often saved the squaddies lives.
I did hear that American soldiers , before being sent to Iraq were installing their own homemade armour protection onto the Humvee's,and then being threatened with a court-martial for unofficially altering U.S. military equipment !
Here's me thinking that it was just the British military authorities that are morons...............

Re: Porsche 911

Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 8:40 pm
by Pervert
No worries, mate. Just as well for you that S56 isn't around, or he'd have really bored you to death with Carly/Sarstedt/Captain Pugwash.

Re: Porsche 911

Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 8:42 pm
by IdolDroog
Yeh. Yeh, that'll explain why you spend your evenings on an internet porn database forum then (!)

Re: Porsche 911

Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 8:47 pm
by jj
Good luck to you, if that's the extent of your desires.
I enjoy pleasures too, but I don't believe that hedonism is the Ultimate Lifestyle Choice.
Life is a random phenomenon, completely without point, and there's therefore no obligation for anyone to spend their life in a certain way (although sometimes I wish there was).
Where you and I seem to part company is that I believe that it's simply more interesting to at least try and give point to one's life by attempting to understand what happens in the Universe, and that since the chance of evolution has given us brains of enormous (potential) power, perhaps to use them in this respect rather than just to dream up new schemes for the acquisitiion of wealth, which often has the corollary that someone else's life suffers in reciprocal ratio.
Given the certain knowledge of my own mortality, I can take some comfort in the hope that a future generation may cross the galaxy, and see and know things I cannot even imagine.

Nearly as good as a blow-job, eh?

Re: Porsche 911

Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 8:50 pm
by jj
No, I'm quite happy tonight, just indulging in a mild spot of Dibble-bashing.
I know I shouldn't, but sometimes the temptation is just too great.

I'm weak, I'm flawed, I know.......but he richly deserved a truncheoning tonight.
BTW, do you happen to remember in which Circle of Hell Dante placed Those Who Are Smug?