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If axe is a term for a guitar, what do you call your recorder?

Still have my FX pedal......dated, but still nice to have. I nearly got the 3030 just for the pedal

anyone recall les paul?

you are off the mark again Stevie, Les pioneered the electric guitar, as did Leo Fender. Gibson have their famous cherry sunburst, amongst others named after him. I have a Les Paul Standard

dont forget im not as young as i was,i only just recall freight train by him and mary ford his wife?

im not taking the piss but wasnt freight train a jimy saville record of the week?

Your'e taking the piss Stevie...........again

no its the way i talk people get the wrong idea bout me,

My love muscle or at least that's what your mother calls it.

YAY I WENT THERE ON YOU. I RULE, YOU SUCK.

When in doubt, cuss your mate's mother.
It works most of the time.

But I do sense your latest attempt to fire my tourettic cylinders.
You've been trying for a while now.
Balding, ginger git.

Actually I have a soft spot for you Crackers.
You see, I remember when you was intimidated to join in with the insults, but I nurtured your talent like a father does with his red-headed step child only to have you turn on me and bite the hand that feeds.
I feel that bond with you son and I know I have created a monster in you.
But that's OK as your fall from the heights of insultdom will be larger than Magoo's mum's arse.

Your finest moment was along the lines of "You see that Mr Muscle, that's you after an intensive 6 week bodybuilding course."

That was the best you got.
Now it is my turn to destroy you my child.
We could have ruled the forum like father & red-headed bastard step child, but you had to push it.



...it all sounds very Hollywood doesn't it.

It's an epic in the making.

Ridiculously butch voiceover man: "He learned all there was to learn from the master."

Holden: "Concentrate, and be the celeb---now twat him!"

RBVM: "But then it was time to take on the master . . . "

Caractacus: "You see that Steve Rider from Grandstand---he bullies you; he gives you Chinese burns and steals your pocket money."

RBVM: "And there can be only one survivor."

Holden: "Magoo never told you what happened to your father . . . . I am your father!"

RBVM: "Cussing soon to a cinema near you. Tom Cruise is Holden MacGroyn! Danny Devito is Caractacus! With special appearance by Ant and/or Dec as Magoo! Let the cunting begin!"

All we need now is a title.