Nosey Bastard time

[fudgeflaps]

SELF-PROCLAIMED Lifelong President of the BGAFD O/T Forum.

A bit like Paul Ince and his self-proclaimed nickname, the Guv'nor.

My new job: an outer of twats.

[fudgeflaps]

Self-proclaimed, via a self-staged self-election.

Almost like real politics.

Prez WZR the "GZR" is our big in-joke; very much akin to Prez W Bush of the USA.

President WZR!
Deluded GZR!
How he can talk from his behind
Being a mere figment of his tiny mind
Praise be!

President WZR CBE , Chef of the Butlin's Establishment. You'll be off to the House of Gaylords next, to pick up your long-awaited Shitehood. Pres WZR: The Baron of Bluff, the Brigadier of Bile and Honorary Duke of Hazzard.

!wink!





















I'm picking up an MBE* from Lolly Badcock after this post.


*Massive Big Erection.

[fudgeflaps]

About 19 of us put down WZR for a living.......

!wink!

Only kidding.

Praise be!

[fudgeflaps]

Shite..... I was going for the Hemel Hempsted gig.

[fudgeflaps]

The prospect of the ghettos of Coatbridge and Paisley may force me to retract my anti-WZR biases.

[Sam Slater]

Lol, 'thick' means 'stupid' over here.

Nothing wrong with a stupid bird mind................if her technique's upto standard.