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Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:16 pm**

Well if you're offering....but I must insist on one of your scrummy sausage rolls.

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:46 pm**

and shag a couple of black midgets and have a sausage shoved up your arse apparently..............?

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:47 pm**

.... oh and have a load of blokes spunk on your face while you have some live webcam lesbian sex.......?

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:28 pm**

...as Trumpton has a shit?

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:35 pm**

You gatecrashers really know how to charm a lady

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:12 pm**

Charmers to a man, Buttsie. Almost Australian in their sophistication

As for Harmony, she should settle for a quiet, intimate, candle-lit meal with that very special someone. Hell, if she's paying for the feed, I might* even buy her a glass of wine.

*might is not a binding contract

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:21 pm**

Sir les patterson would be saying...you little fucking beauty

I just can't stand to see good cooking going to waste
No knowing what kind of sauces it would come in contact with while on its journey to uranus

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:26 pm**

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:33 pm**

23, apparently. I've got gravy stains older than that.

Posted: **Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:47 pm**

Bought my 1st house when i was 23

Went on my 1st and last Contiki tour when i was 23 in 1990

Pasta & Gravy again?

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