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lord magoo

Re: that bird

Post by lord magoo »

Yes all good stuff. I wasnt even born when most of that was screened. Sounds great though.

I hear that Lizard has been making personally distressing enquiries about your eating habits. He once made me list everything I ate for a week. I complied of course but he got bored after the eighteenth chicken dansak(I have to eat dansak and tarka dall just to keep Dibble ranting about lentil eaters). He also requested that I measure and wiegh my stools. He is a strange lad that Lizard. But he means well. Bless him.

Magoo (personally distressing enquiries made courtesy of DS Flemming.....hope he is reading this the bent old sod)
Wink Wink

Re: that bird

Post by Wink Wink »

Madeline Smith was VERY VERY SEXY!!! Even appeared nude in the film of UP-Pompeii.
Caractacus

Re: that bird

Post by Caractacus »

Yeah---how to switch it off!!!
Caractacus

Re: that bird

Post by Caractacus »

I'm so old I remember a running sketch she was in with the Two Ronnies (back in its infancy) where she was playing Lady Godiva on stage in some Restoration play, and her wig kept falling off (courtesy of a fishing rod wielded by Mr B) leaving her completely starkers.

And, if you'll forgive me lapsing into Steve mode, her and Ingrid Pitt in The Vampire Lovers------phwoar!
steve56

ingrid pitt

Post by steve56 »

1st thing i saw her in was jason king she wanted him killed but fell in love with him in the end,altogether now aaaaaaahhhhh how sweet?
jj

Re: that bird

Post by jj »

Madeline Smith got her tits out twice in the film version.
Which was otherwise entirely dreadful........
steve56

Re: that bird

Post by steve56 »

the film was very slow not very xcitable ive seen it once.
Wink Wink

Re: that bird

Post by Wink Wink »

If I remember rightly it was called "A funny thing happened on the way to the forum"
Caractacus

Re: that bird

Post by Caractacus »

"Something for everyone, a comedy tonight!"
jj

Re: that bird

Post by jj »

Why did he want your furniture weighed?
That's REALLY weird.........
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