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Good a place as any to keep them fresh.
I hear Gordon Ramsay keeps his in his bra.

You think you've got it bad? This is me on a good day:

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Go ahead, Peter

I'm lousy at poker, too, so you win that one.
A case of unlucky at cards, REALLY fucking totally unlucky at getting a shag.
But at least I'm 'so-called', now.......
An improvement over the usual, 'Oi, tart, getcha feckin' arse out of my wheelbarrer'.......