chrisd on stalkerstation

[Trumpton]

Not satisfied with the binoculars he was given, he went out a bought a giant fake pair, then for some unexplained reason had these fake binoculars pumped up to a ridiculous size!

[stripeysydney]

ChrisD, Pah! f*****g amatuer, he's nothing compared to macdaddy, now he was a top stalker, I mean some wag, sorry bad person on this website alleged that the object of his stalking was appearing on Emmerdale; so MaccyD raced over to the Emmerdale website and wanted to know what the hell was going on. Not for him as what the Dingle's were doing up to their necks in pigshit, he just wanted to crank one off in a thick Black country accent( thanks to Hayabusa)
Now that's stalking.