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Yeah, so does Jim, I'll forget that that when the action heats up though. Bring it on Lizzy, oh you don't mind me calling you Lizzy do you?

He's not Romanian, he's Italian. And he says he's laid a few traps so if you put one reptilian foot in the flat he'll use your skin as a pair of shoes!

No La, but remember you told me off for calling you La, now you have seen my licking tackle it's like....lizzie this, lizzie that, women are so fickle, anyway I can lash this tongue out at 30mph, so wear some chaps.

Forget the chaps! at 30mph I'm ready and waiting. However, i think i'll only get what i want with a few strategically placed flies!!! (come on, i know the insults are waiting to fly out now) lol

being a monk is not understandable! I wanna fuck loads of guys. If you're a monk, you're missing out ( I hope)

I,m part Italian as well, wer'e all piss and wind really, howerver if he wants to wear me shoes whilst im flicking I'm not arguing.

what monks? where?

Dude........I'm so childish but fucking proud of my days work...