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[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Sadly I don't have any dependents or pets, although I am
> working on the former.

Pets are very expensive, all those hidden costs which many don't realise occur.

So, you're like me a member of the non-dependent generation.

[Sam Slater]

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Hardly - although nobody is dependent on me, I am still sadly
> dependent on me dear ole mum for tea and scones.

Ahhh!

> I also depend
> on various chemicals for happiness

What all this then?

> and a weekly fix (getting
> auld!) of Izzy, etc.

Weekly - or weakly?

[jj]

Your 'boys' [although to me they seemed much more like larger and more
vicious cousins of Homo neanderthalensis] broke BOTH my legs last
time they drove the tank thru my back garden, when my contract clearly
states only ONE leg may be broken.

Where can I go for redress?
My children are still in Therapy and I'm now drinking six bottles of
Wincarnis for lunch.....

[Trumpton]

warren zevon rip wrote:

> Coffe, booze, for instance.

With the emphasis on booze tonight a Wazza?

[jj]

Don't watch it, then. Do summat else.

[Sam Slater]

I do but sometimes that 'summat else' becomes boring, and I found tv a poor backup.

[jj]

I've got Sky 1-3 for nowt now, so I don't care.