Jool Hootenanny - Kylie

[crofter]

So what pish has this thread evolved into, the usual shite starring the usual fucking gay suspects, so here is my contibution.

Kylie what exactly has she got then:
can't sing, can't dance and certainly can't act for treacle, and now looks like a botoxed old crack whore .... oh but wait a minute she has had cancer so everybody seemingly plays the sympathy vote with her (including the queens honour list wtf). I wish she would just fuck off back to OZ and take Jason (Cad) Donovan with her (can you leave Danni though Hun - Kisses, Chow).

So there you go!!

[Trumpton]

She has had a string of unusal boyfriends too. That Hutchinson bloke for example - weirdo.

[crofter]

No of course not Wee Maggs ya gay cocksucking Graham Norton Fan Club Founder.

[Pervert]

If you think Danii hasn't been at the botox, you're deluding yourself.

[Arginald Valleywater]

Looked great, even sang OK. Rest of show very hit and miss. Macca, please retire, you haven't done anything decent since Wings.

[Sam Slater]

Lol.

[crofter]

So you are saying that Kylie CAN act (Dr. Who anyone, showed about as much emotion on her botoxed mug as a week old fillet of fish), CAN dance (don't believe everything you see in Music Videos champ) those who tend to be able to dance do not surround themselves with 20 scantily clad women to take your eye of their own shortcomings, CAN sing (I take it you didn't see or hear her only "live" performance of 2007 the X Factor (everything else she has only played lip service to).
Of course you are going to tell me a lot of deluded shite Wkr Wzr ... Ciao.

PS. lots of people do get cancer but MOST do not get lauded in public and mentioned in the honours list unless they have actually done something a bit more heroic than "beating the big C".