Can someone please explain Cricket?

[Sarah Kelly]

Morons? Im quite capable of reading jj. I read a book before .. (i can highly recommend Jenna Jamesons " how to become a porn star"........ i actually cum here for he wit and banter mostly,..learniing anything is a plus!wink!

[Sarah Kelly]

is this why they duck and not head the ball then? x

[Sarah Kelly]

Thank you max_tranmere....and without me having to read a book on it! !happy! ..... im indebted to you...Er, if ever you need tips on make up, or something....and im very discreet x

[jj]

Sarah Kelly wrote:
> Morons? Im quite capable of reading jj. I read a book before ..
Well, I suppose it's a start : -))


> i actually cum here for he wit and banter
> mostly,..learniing anything is a plus.
My God, yer an optimist : -)))

[jj]

I fell asleep after line 5 : -))

[jj]

Does anyone know quite where to start with that one?
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[Sarah Kelly]

Trumpton...now theres as bad asse name as ever i heard! x ....

[jj]

Call him 'Trumpty' - it really annoys him [img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/whistle.gif[/img]

[Sam Slater]

Well, I'm not saying you have to be the fittest, but that holds up for Darts, American Football, Snooker, Archery, being a jockey.....I could go on.

Skill has to play a part otherwise everyone could be a potential Shane Warne.

[Lizard]

Trumpton is one mean motherfucker alright, he eats whole scrap cars, and lives in the woods, rumour has it he once was a Mafia Don, a kind of 'Trumpton Corleone'.
Check your pillow for horses heads, and never ever 'disrespect' him for fucks sake, I once did, and now I live under a rock and eat flies....It's soooo sad.