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Re: Dear Marge

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 1:53 pm
by Wink Wink
Dear Marge

Can you help me?

Everywhere I go I see beautiful women & I want to do naughty things with them.

Is this normal?

Yours Confused

Re: Dear Marge

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 1:57 pm
by steve56
is marge still around?,didnt freddie starr do an impression of her yrs ago.

Re: Dear Marge

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 1:58 pm
by Wink Wink
Marge died a few years ago steve.

Re: Dear Marge

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 2:00 pm
by steve56
claire rayner still around ithink?

Re: Dear Marge

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 2:41 pm
by magoo
Help!!! Nutters are surrounding me!!

Re: lets go to war

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 3:13 pm
by chubbs
damn it! i thought i was getting the hang of this

Re: Dear Marge

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 3:29 pm
by Wink Wink
Watta ya mean...........just cos I'm sitting here with a pair of white underpants on me head..............a pencil up each nostril..........& saying wibble wibble!................& ya saying I'm MAD! JIBBER JIBBER!!

Re: Dear Marge

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 3:46 pm
by magoo
No Wink Wink. Of course the behaviour you describe is normal. We all do it. I am sat here with a pair of Y-fronts on my head and two HB penciils up my nose as I type. Its normal.......I think.

Re: Dear Marge

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 5:21 pm
by Claire
Of course it is, lovey.
And dear Steve is one of my best customers. He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.

Re: lets go to war

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2003 5:22 pm
by jj
I know: just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any worse, it does.