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[jj]

......errrrr...didn't you see the final comment in that post?
I know it wasn't that funny, but it does somewhat belie your unjust characterisation.
Chill, Bro, and get yerself an Acme Irony and Tongue-in-Cheek Detector, available now at a branch of Woolworths near you.........

[steve56]

buttsie wrote:

> You mean to say you people watch the news
>
> Why?
>
> cheers
> B....OZ
to keep a breast of whats going on.

[magoo]

I told you didnt I JJ? Most of the more well read forumites understand your humour but there are some troglodytes round here who might mistake your humour for hostility.

I have had a less sheltered upbringing than you so I never overestimate the enemy. Nor do I assume that everyone understands BIG WORDS. You see my point. Your a much loved forumite but never ever assume that everyone will understand certain words or posts that you make. And if they feel threatened they will bite.

[magoo]

But as I said thats due to thier inability to understand and not your overestimation of their brightness/brains. Please dont let this upset you.

magoo (I used to be in the******** you know!)

[Goater]

Hey Mart, stay on topic in the off topic forum

[Goater]

I'd shaft Penny 'i WANT you to see up my skirt' Smith and Kate Garraway until they are blue. As a matter of fact, i did

[jj]

I didn't know, actually. (I used to be in the ^%4?*9&&". That's nearly the same.........).
Am taking humour lessons from S56 and Joe King, so hopefully everyone in future will find me as amusing they are.

[Lenny Henry]

Overestimate the enemy...Did I miss the declaration of War on this forum?

Is that why theres 2 forums now?

cheers
B....OZ Simpleton...Beyond the Blackstump

[Lenny Henry]

Thats OK we of the lesser than smart forumite society have taken it upon ourselves to become forearmed before entering this domain

Just last week we had the entire team assembled

Linguists x 30
Historians x 15
Research Assistants x 30
Universities on Standby x 10
Last Resort-Phone Magoo

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

No chance- I'd beat that lot with one encyclopaedia tied behind me back.......