*Please Read This*

[jj]

How can a middle-aged housewife be a gaylord? You must learn to think more clearly........and you a High Court Judge and all............I dunno......
I am sorry for being silly: I promise it won't happen again until the next time.
I'm a bit frazzled at present because of my home being invaded by builders (like Bob, yes, but nowhere near as competent) who keep banging on about banging on me window-frames for evidence of dry-, wet- or tommy-rot. And reading the Sport, and playing Radio 1 very loudly and flashing their arse-cleavage at passing vicars.
The tape stuff is too complicated for an e-mail, having as I do many esoteric questions reagrding same.

[jj]

What a lovely phrase: 'tradesman related stress'.
I'll try that one, gotta be worth a week off work.
Well, you never know..........it's no less convincing than 'me granny died (for the fifth time: the old bat won't stay underground, ain't my fault, guvnor)'

[Deuce Bigolo]

These are real song titles....just like films that go straight to video these little gems would have gone straight to compilation

Number 34 would seem to be the one

She got the ring and I got the finger

Number 42 screams a Lizard/Holden production
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd...lol

cheers
B....OZ

[Deuce Bigolo]

Builders no near as competent as Bob

You must mean O'Reillys men(pronounced orally)

cheers
B....OZ