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I type with both feet,both hands and occasionally my nose but it doesn't make a scrap of difference when posting speed wise

cheers
B...OZ 56ker and slow as Molten Lava

Theres a hidden typist in all of us just waiting to come out

Security or Unstability that is the question

I'll take unstability everytime

Only if I was using this computer for buisness would I think of upgrading
to something stabler and faster

As long as you keep up the security patches you can't go wrong really
Cheaper as bugger all of the price

cheers
B....OZ

Try to be consistent, Magoo. I mean, how can you criticise JJ for taking forever to answer your letters, or emails, or phone calls, then complain about him being Mr La-De-Da Broadband with go-faster stripes, turning out 15 posts a minute? He's either a sloth or a cheetah, he can't be both.


In the meantime, here's another joke that someone will take exception to:

A Glasgow/Liverpool/east London woman goes down to her benefits office seeking more money for her family.

"How many children do you have?" she's asked.

"Eight sons---Darren, Darren, Darren, Darren, Darren, Darren, Darren, and Darren."

"Isn't that confusing? What do you do when it's time for a meal?"

"Oh, I just shout, 'Darrens, yer dinner's on the table.'"

"And what about sending them to bed?"

"I just say, 'Darrens, it's too late---off to bed with you all.'"

The benefits officer is puzzled. "But what if you're telling one of them off?"

"Oh, that's easy, I just use their surname!"

Yes- for the same reason that ZZ Top are bottom of the 'Hairy Retro Stupid Arsehole Rockers with only 1 Riff' section.

..........yes, I'm on Geological Time over here.
Days and hours? Hah !! Mere upstart newcomers.
The Ordovician? Now, THERE was an Age........lots of nice fishies too, and none of those nasty smelly hairy Primates............

I apologise humbly for being rich enough to afford broadband.
As a penance, I will wear my diamond-encrusted underpants inside-out for today, and donate ?5 to the Miners' Benevolent Fund (whaddya mean, there aren't no miners anymore? When did THAT happen? Who mines all the Oxo Cubes, then? Eh? Eh?)...........

Why is IT software is the only industry which is allowed to sell shoddy, untested, not-fit-for-the-purpose goods with apparent impunity?
If Bill Gates wants me to trial his Betas, he should be paying ME, not the reverse.

Caractacus wrote:
He's either a sloth or a cheetah, he can't be both.
Yeah? You obviously haven't been to my Top Secret Underground Laboratory, then, where I performed that very cross only last June.
And I have just finished hybridising a human being, a wig and several piles of steaming football-sized turds, and come up with the Hutton Report.

Good joke, though.