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Lol, I don't think you get it Wazza!

The facts are that Tevez helped West Ham to at least 11 points, and he's supposedly an ineligible player. Alternative scenarios involving Tevez not playing, sat on the bench, or still playing in Argentina have no need to be brought up when considering the contribution an illegal player, played.

You're right in that football isn't a science, but past games are facts, and regardless of an alternative Harewood/Zamora partnership which may/may not have involved a greater/lesser point accumulation, I stated that Tevez contributed significantly to at least 11 points.

West Ham's defence would be pretty laughable if they complained that they actually gave other teams the advantage by not playing a different hypothetical team, because this hypothetical team would have accumulated just as many/more points than the factual teams they put out.

I never said my stats told the whole story, just that Tevez's contribution helped them to stay up......significantly over the last month or so.

Yeah I have the same problem Lizard as I have a massive 36 incher in my bedroom as well (can't get a fucking picture though no matter how much I twiddle me knobs) ... but then I put my radio on (can't get a fucking picture out of that fucker either - technology eh??) and listen to Jackanory introduced by Sir (acting) Warren Zevon Rip which usually guarantees that I shall doze off very quickly - though I do sometimes have nightmares.

[quote]Anyway, do you know what Slater means in Scotland?[/quote]

You asked me this before.................go on, enlighten ole sambo!

WZR is not a person, nor a GZR.

'He' is a computer, the WZR 68000 mk 2, devoid of charisma or personality.

Very much like 'Joshua' from that 1983 film, Wargames; a computer without love, or affection..... just hard stats.

The WZR 68000 mk2 has been programmed with human traits to put us mere humans offthe scent. Repeated use of a child-like 'nah' and [not] "games" emphasise this.

'His' older brother, one of the IBM 'Blue' series, beat Kasparov at chess a while back.

Many of the 68000mk2's arguments make sense from a cold, fact-based point of view- but factor in human traits like common sense, humour and general intelligence- and you render a syntax error; does not compute. Further emphasised by the 68000 mk2's argument with Sam Slater.

The 68000 mk2 is the computer equivalent of George W Bush. If the rogue "WZR" programme (akin to a nasty bullshitting computer virus) had control of the world's nuclear arsenal as Joshua did, we'd all be in trouble.

Well, when I say "we'd all", I really mean that BGAFD Admin, myself (and other posting detractors of the WZR virus) would get a warhead- right up the arse. There would be bad fission from all subsequent farts- not to mention terrible fall-out.

Ouch.

!laugh!

WZR is not a person, nor a GZR.

'He' is a computer, the WZR 68000 mk 2, devoid of charisma or personality.

Very much like 'Joshua' from that 1983 film, Wargames; a computer without love, or affection..... just hard stats.

The WZR 68000 mk2 has been programmed with human traits to put us mere humans offthe scent. Repeated use of a child-like 'nah' and [not] "games" emphasise this.

'His' older brother, one of the IBM 'Blue' series, beat Kasparov at chess a while back.

Many of the 68000mk2's arguments make sense from a cold, fact-based point of view- but factor in human traits like common sense, humour and general intelligence- and you render a syntax error; does not compute. Further emphasised by the 68000 mk2's argument with Sam Slater.

The 68000 mk2 is the computer equivalent of George W Bush. If the rogue "WZR" programme (akin to a nasty bullshitting computer virus) had control of the world's nuclear arsenal as Joshua did, we'd all be in trouble.

Well, when I say "we'd all", I really mean that BGAFD Admin, myself (and other posting detractors of the WZR virus) would get a warhead- right up the arse. There would be bad fission from all subsequent farts- not to mention terrible fall-out.

Ouch.

!laugh!

"Yeah, the 2nd Roma game was a f**ker.

Zippy! if your going to use profanities do it properly, as in ' FUCKER' and dont nonce about.

The 68000mk 2 has been programmed not to publish full sweary-words.

B***ocks.

!wink!

Right- official note to self: leave WZR alone now.

Enough is enough.