Bernard Manning RIP

[Sam Slater]

You're starting to worry me Wazza. What with reiterating your humongous signature like that.

I get the message.............mmmmmkay?

[Sam Slater]

Necrophillism, or necroism if it's easier to text your mates when you're pissed!


[quote]PS. Dolly Parton aint dead yet, I just twigged there. !wink![/quote]

You've not noticed she only performs in front of a black curtain these days? You've not noticed that she can't say 'bottle of beer' properly? That it seems to come out 'gottle of geer'?

[Sam Slater]

[quote]Don't care what they do in the North frankly....well there's a priory (remains of) near me and that's well south of the River....so explain that ?[/quote]

What do you mean, you don't care? You, you........ 'regionalist'!

As for the Priory..........that's easy. Twas melting ice sheets.

[Sam Slater]

Lets hope Uefa do something this time.

[Sam Slater]

Keith,

Joe Guest, Michelle B, Vicky Powell, Alicia Rhodes, Donna Marie, Poppy Morgan, Harmony Hex, Carri Lee, Frankie Babe, Teresa Scott, Adele Stephens, Roxy Gezel, Georgette Neale, Nadia Nyce, Taylor Wane, Holly Wellin...................and Natalie Heck all came from the same Priory up North.

There are others.

[one eyed jack]

Hey! What do you call a black bloke in a mansion?

A burglar!

That was told to me by a black guy who chortled his arse off. I found it funny...Hey some of us darkies can have a laugh too y'know

I've always found the term spearchucker quite funny. As long as you can take it back on the chin sport we be cool.