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[quote]no-one in their right mind (which is where Keith fell down) gives a fuck about their precious thread being hijacked by you, as they secretly think they have a chance with you if they are nice to you on a message board.[/quote]

Don't include me in that. Lara has already stated she doesn't like Brad Pitt, so I'm already out of the running.

Yes but you know i like you. I've stood up for you when you've gone away and everyones berating you. Mail me and lets meet up! No one else will know. They can all keep a secret

You two timing cow! didn,t my scales mean anything, were you just using me? I,m gonna put the film up on glue tube for that.

Erm i was talking about Sam,. I definately, definately wansn't talking about Wazza. I don't fancy him, never have done or never will email him and ask him out on a date!! oooops

I'm off to the dentist for a haircut tomorrow, she is really fit, and presses her tits against me when she's working....any advice as it gives me a boner the size of wigan..

Wigans pretty small isn't it? Now if you had said Yorkshire! weyhey!!!!

I meant wigan pier. fuck! thats even smaller, fuck, er....fuck, er...Texas.
Wigan Texas.

Too late loser! I don't date anyone smaller than kazakhstan

Fuck fuck and thrice fuckety fuck fuck... Iv'e blown it again