The UK porn scene is dead/dying because

[denise davies]

thank u lizard.Im blushing.

love

denise davies

[jj]

Didn't realise tea was so naughty...........
Where's me kettle?

[woodgnome]

appropriately enough, this very post of yours has created the longest thread in bgafd history - the previous holder of the title being "o/t 'Erotic' images not pornographic".

[faye rampton]

i totally agree with wendy !!! most of us girls today actually have a personality and enjoy mixing with our fans after all we are all human and just because we do porn dosnt mean we r any differant to any body else !!!!
todays porn might not b as glamorous as it used to b but it is definatly more real !!!!!!!
faye xx

[marcusallen]

In the cold light of a Monday morn, it is apparent that after all the views/views/advice etc expressed herein at great length, that the immediate Britporn future holds:

Total satisfaction for punters of all persuasions.
Greatly increased income for stars & producers.
Unlimited acces for newcomers.
Rejuvented careers for 'names' -should they so desire.

'Course, I could be wrong...........................

[jj]

If you were in the States, you'd be attending so many conventions (and, er, pressing the flesh.......) you'd hardly have time do do any filming !!

[P R Mann]

Never mind a cuppa Liz. Sounds like what you need are a pair of our well niffty Denise videos.

E-mail 'The Mann' for details.


P R Mann

[Lord Smug of Smugville]

Good grief......and what a strange coincidence.
Off to do some paranormal research........

[Officer Dibble]

You old optimist Marcus. I was wondering why you hadn't added your two peneth till now. Anyhow, the officer does concur that the outlook for our mutual fortunes does look considerably brighter over the coming weeks.


Officer Dibble.

[Elton Dong]

But how does our porn scene compare to the French , our nearest and dearest rival's ? Do their bird's have better tan's ? do their bloke's shoot bigger and better wad's ?
Elton padding it out a bit now...