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Re: Greedy MPs
Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 8:16 am
by eroticartist
The corruption revealed in Parliament is only the tip of the iceberg, because over a long period of time it has grown like a cancer and now infects the whole political corpus.
We have reached a juncture in history where we need a special elite squad of incorruptible police to investigate Parliament, the state apparatus, the courts, the legal profession, the police and judiciary and excise the infection.
And the irony is that these ?paragons of virtue? tell us what films we can watch!
Mike Freeman.
Re: An Ode To The Elite
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:56 am
by eroticartist
Reggie Perrin,
Excellent.
"Plate sin with gold and the strong lance of justice hurtless breaks" Shakespeare.
Mike Freeman.
Re: An Ode To The Elite
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:40 am
by randyandy
Reggie Perrin wrote:
> An Ode To The Elite
>
> I've got the best job, in all of the land,
> Not doing much, for a couple of grand,
> The Taxpayers purse, is very handy,
> They drink Shandy, Whilst I drink Brandy.
>
> Now, in my job, you use your brain,
> That's how I milk, the Gravy Train,
> Submit the claims, to a useless comittee,
> Sod my Constituents, I'm sitting pretty.
>
> Gordon Won't sack me, that guys a farce,
> Must claim for Loo roll, to wipe my Arse,
> Caimed for my 42inch with Sky link,
> Almost forgot, to claim for my drink
>
> I need a PC, with a wireless mouse,
> Also a claim form, for flipping my house,
> The Tax mans a joke, he can't even see,
> I've flipped twice already, how lovely for Me.
>
> It doesn't even matter, if I get caught,
> I'm quite happy, with the things I have bought,
> A slap on the wrist, a pay off, a pension,
> And lots of goodies, I've forgotten to mention.
>
> So as you can see, I took you for fools,
> I've done nothing wrong, it's all in the rules,
> Just like the Smiths, the Blears, and the Hoons,
> We've done very well, from you British Buffoons.
>
> Next time around, when your vote you cast,
> Think of the thieving, MPs in the past,
> They're out there in Europe, hoping to gain,
> A couple of years, on the Gravy Train.........
>
>
Well done although your Gordon won't sack me line is obviously wrong.
Really enjoyed the lines about moats, Julie Kirkbride etc !laugh!
Does your faith in one rule for them another for us only relate to just the one party?