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Way back in the mists of time, when the world was young, men would gather round campfires and tell tales of deeds long since forgotten. Tales of sturdy men, with stout swords, and sylph-like women who roamed the countryside in search of that most elusive of grails - a right good seeing to.

But these tales are told no more, tho' legend speaks of a man, a hero, who has spent long years studying the storyteller's art whilst locked away in a dark and lonely place known only as "The Editing Suite". A Man who will one day emerge and prostrate himself before the Devil himself, and beg to be judged by the most feared council that Satan could muster - The British Board of Film Classification. After long hours of reasoned argument and impassioned plea, our hero carries the day.

"So it is decreed" announced Satan "thou shall be allowed to tell this tale of the Trip to Kent so that men and women the world over may enjoy the fruits of your labour, as long as there's no pissing in it!"

So evil was banished from the land and there was much rejoicing, and the people celebrated with wine and song. And many monkeys were spanked that night in honour of the great victory.

Does anyone know if there is any truth to this story, or is it a figment of my fevered imagination

Onan

At last! There is someone out there who is a mad as me.
Soon my friend I hope to meet with the BBFC and try to get a certificate for all of the Road Trips to date. I have shot many scenes yet seen by anyone outside the edit suite.
The Road Trips are completely off the wall.
I have produced them the way I like them, It has been my blood sweat and tear, not to mention hard earned cash that has got them this far.
I believe that the British public will enjoy watching porno people really having a blast on set.
And wouldn't it have been sad of me, to be yet another poor copy of Ben Dover. I ahve worked with Ben for many years, and hope I have taken this experience and moved it on a generation.
The Road Trips are a little more difficult to film and edit, due to the nature of the sex scenes.
I have also received great feedback from female viewers that I have shown the films, who love the freedom the girls have to express their personallities and talents on set.
I can not wait to get these films out as they are my offering to the adult industry.
Watch out for the jaded monkey, he could be in the glove box.
Rgerds,

Marino

Where will we be able to get the unedited versions?

Cheekymonkey