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teresa may

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 11:23 am
by dave
has she ever done any hardcore films???

dave

Re: teresa may

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 12:29 pm
by woodgnome
have you ever woken up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat, heart pounding like a drum, a single nightmarish scenario burning into your minds eye, replaying itself like an endless porno loop from which you can't escape, seeing yourself standing naked before teresa as she lies on her bed, a pitying look in her eyes as she looks at the shrivelled, impotent snail between your legs, and then she starts to smirk and then snicker and finally laugh and laugh and laugh, until you feel like your head's about to explode?

just a thought!

Re: teresa may

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 12:35 pm
by dave
what about adele stephens then???

Re: teresa may

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 12:52 pm
by woodgnome
same nightmare, slightly throatier laugh!

Re: teresa may

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 1:56 pm
by Oid
For God's sake - USE THE GRAPHICS I DID OR PUT A NOTE AT THE TOP OF THE FORUM!!!

Re: teresa may

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 2:12 pm
by joe king
I think Teresa May should be deleted... or assimilated.

Is it Groundhog Day?

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 4:32 pm
by Tom
Deja Vu? (I knew I was gonna say that)

Re: teresa may

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 4:51 pm
by alec
If dave was taking the piss, which I strongly suspect he was, you've just produced exactly the reaction he was looking for.

Re: teresa may

Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2001 5:36 pm
by hangonamo
If someone like layla jade were on the homepage, there'd be much
less talk about Ms May & certainly no need for speech bubbles.

Re: teresa may

Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2001 7:00 am
by dave
so!! , have they???