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Male model available
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:47 pm
by marcusallen
Hi,
My name is marcusallen.
On several occasions, I have been grossly abused by ladies in front of a camera. Therefore, I have decided-with some reluctance-to make myself available on a commervial basis.
My stats : Age: Infinate
5'10" 42-36-38 ( Close enough-depends on what day)
Dick size, medium
B/g, Bgg/BGGG/BGGGGG
Model release and mediocal Cert = no ppoblem.
Please, no time-wasters and TV companies should be aware that my normal fee of a case of JW Black Label is quadrupled in your case. (AND I would need a 1st class ticket & accomodation to any country to which you sell the rights. (Obviously this would cover the globe)
Re: Male model available
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:58 pm
by Lizard
I have seen this mans work! he,s a human dynamo and a good looking son of a bitch, so producers, get your cheque books, drinks cuboards out, he,s worth every penny.
Go Marcus!
(cheques payable to Lizard Management)
Re: Male model available
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 7:59 pm
by Joe A
Do you have a portfolio on line somewhere..
You could be just another Johnny Punter who thinks he can make it big time in the movies...
Re: Male model available
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 8:19 pm
by marcusallen
Thanx Liz. Occasiona;;y I wondered who it was with the binoculars reflecting light from accross the street. I take your observation about good-looking in the spirit it eas intended. But with respect, I am not just "good-looking" but absolutely fucking WONDERFUL. I know this because the Rt.Hon J.Walker told me so and we all know, he never eber lies.
Joe A. I assure you that I am utterly sincere in my ambition. Indeed, I have spent around 20 yrs practising vbefore making this decision.
HOWEVER, I will audition for a twelth of my normal fee(a bottle). Fairer than that, I cannot say.
Re: Male model available
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 8:32 pm
by Joe A
I have just been informed that you have worked with Johnny Walker Productions for many years and so I would like to know if this was with his Red or Black label division.
If it's the Red, then I can expect you to be an actor of the highest caliber.
Re: Male model available
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 8:41 pm
by marcusallen
Dear Sir,
For the record I have been associated with both divisions.
The Houise of Walker is not one who I would wish to offend and therefore I consider as a matter iof professional integrity, that to differentiste between clans would compromise my standing in their esteem.
As I have had occasion to comment to various officers of the unlawful v -"NO COMMENT" guv.
Rest assured, I am worth every bottle.(regardless of the clan)