Girls needed for new film project
Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 7:55 am
Please see script below.
This is a short film being made by Scruffs which is a workmens clothing brand. We will be shooting either of the last two weekend in August (TBC) and we need three female and three male adult actors. There are three scene and all the action will be SIMULATED ONLY.
All information about the script and script to follow. The budget has ?500 per artist. If you are interested please send your details to Nat Taylor at g4@godman.co.uk
Style reference: We all agree this film needs to strike the perfect balance of humour and titillation. Much of the humour is derived from the visual gags and the best examples so far are the scenes from Austin Powers. We want to be as inventive, if not more so than those scenes and we?ll always obscure any sexual act cleverly. At no point in this film will you see any offensive nudity. As we?ve said it?s too easy to do this, it?s far more entertaining to think of ingenious ways to hide the porno element of this idea. Sound effects will obviously help hugely on turning up the humour.
Our cast will also help define the tone. We now think that the male characters should be normal blokes that our target audience can identify with. The women though should be drop dead gorgeous, and we?re still toying with casting real porn stars. One for PR value and secondly to make the scenes aspirational. We want lads on building sites to see this film and think, ?that could be me shagging her.?
Titillation wise, the fact we?ve got a normal guy with a sexy porn star will work wonders. We still want to make people believe our heroes are actually having sex but we won?t linger on the sex scenes like you would in a porn movie. Instead we?ll focus on the product. This in itself will be what makes the film stand out and be funny.
Scene: We open on big pile of hardcore.
The camera pulls out to reveal we?re on a building site. Just then a white van pulls up and three workers climb out. They?re all kitted out in Scruffs boots, jackets and trousers. They walk towards camera in slow-mo, reminiscent of the scene in Reservoir Dogs.
Music: A cheesy porn type sound track starts up. A particularly naff version of Dolly Parton?s ?Working 9 to 5? could be funny.
Cut to one of the guys walking into the site Portakabin. Behind a desk is a sultry looking secretary, she gives the workman a knowing, flirtatious smile. He puts down his toolbox on her desk. She stands up and walks around to his side of the desk.
Cut to a close up of her hand running up and down his thigh and caressing his arse through his Scruffs Trade trousers. We get a good look at the Trade trousers many pockets and heavy duty fabric as she tugs at the material. Her hand then moves round and starts to massage his groin. She stops for a moment, puts her hand into one of the many pockets and removes a large adjustable spanner. We then see a series of quick cuts of her hand removing all manner of tools from each and every pocket in his Trade trousers. She then returns to the job in hand and slowly pulls down his fly then slips her hand into his trousers.
We then see a quick cut of the boom on a crane extending skyward.
Cut back to the builder and the secretary in the Portakabin. Things have moved on considerably. The secretary is lying back on her desk with her skirt is up round her waist and the builder is standing between her legs. The workman then decides to climb on to the desk with the secretary. We see a close up of his generous fitting trousers as he ?gets his leg over?. The workman wastes no time and before we know it they?re at it like a couple of rabbits. However all the true porn action is cleverly hidden by the workman?s toolbox, which he placed on the table earlier. And any sound is masked by the sound of a jackhammer from the building site outside. We then hold on a close up of the Trade trouser?s padded kness as the workman?s rhythm begins to build.
Over this image we then super some product info in bullet points on screen followed by the price.
Super: Scruffs Trade trousers. 19 pockets. Generous Fitting. Padded Knees. ?29.95.
Now we cut to one of the other workers outside on site. He?s pushing a wheelbarrow piled high with sand. He heads towards some foundations where a female Quantity Surveyor is bending over measuring part of the foundations. He gets a good look at her shapely behind as he passes.
Cut to the same builder, but this time he?s not holding a wheelbarrow. He?s got the Quantity Surveyor in the wheelbarrow position. Once again the builders actual wheelbarrow obscures any hardcore action but in every other way this is a full on porn scene. We see her hands clawing at the sand as she braces herself against the builder?s thrusts, lying in the sand next to her is her measuring tape, the camera focuses in on it for a moment. It?s extended to10 inches. We cut back to her face, her mouth his open wide in a mixture of pleasure and pain. Any sound is once again masked by some type of machinery or on site noise. This time we hear the slow, rhythmical, thud of a pile driver. The earth is certainly moving for our female Quantity Surveyor. We cut back to the builder as he repositions his Scruffs boots in the soft sand and steadies himself. He maintains his long, deep thrusting rhythm throughout.
Once again we hold on a close up of his boots in the sand as we super some product points and price on screen.
Super: Scruffs Nimbus boots. Superior grip. Steel toe-cap and pierce-resistant midsole. ?38.95
Next we cut to our third workman up some scaffolding. It?s almost adjacent to a block of flats, in fact a couple of inches away from where our workman is working is a bathroom window. From his POV we have a birds eye view right into the bathroom and right on cue a beautiful blonde is climbing out of the shower. She wraps herself in a towel before we can truly appreciate her figure. Seeing our workman outside on the scaffold, she brazenly walks over to the window, opening it wide. She beckons to him to come closer as she leans out of the window towards him. Then reaching out she grabs him by the lapels on his Scruffs Action jacket and pulls him precariously close to the edge of the scaffolding. He?s close enough for her to reach up and unzip his jacket from the waist up using the jackets handy two way zip, she then unbuttons his Scruffs Trade trousers and they fall to his knees. Grabbing his manhood, although this is obscured by a horizontal scaffolding pole, she brings him to her mouth. He stands on his tip-toes, below him is an eighty foot drop, but falling to his death is now the last thing on his mind. We then cut to a full-length shot of our third builder from behind. We can just see the girl?s mop of long blonde hair bobbing back and forth and this time we can hear the familiar sound of a saw?s teeth cutting through a piece of wood in perfect time with her movement. We hold on the builder?s Action jacket and the top of her head as we once again super our product info.
Super: Scruffs Action Jacket. 2 way zip. Adjustable waist strap and cuffs. Contoured lower back. ?44.95
We now cut back to all three of our builders in quick succession. Their rhythm is
building and building to the same inevitable outcome. However just at the point of climax we cut to a cement mixer in some other part of the site just as it spills its load of cement into gaping trench.
Finally we cut to our three workmen returning to their van at the end of a particularly draining day?s work. We end on a close up of one of the guy?s Scruffs ?Cyclone Rigger? boots as he climbs into the van. A super reads?
Super: Scruffs. It?s a dirty job.
This is a short film being made by Scruffs which is a workmens clothing brand. We will be shooting either of the last two weekend in August (TBC) and we need three female and three male adult actors. There are three scene and all the action will be SIMULATED ONLY.
All information about the script and script to follow. The budget has ?500 per artist. If you are interested please send your details to Nat Taylor at g4@godman.co.uk
Style reference: We all agree this film needs to strike the perfect balance of humour and titillation. Much of the humour is derived from the visual gags and the best examples so far are the scenes from Austin Powers. We want to be as inventive, if not more so than those scenes and we?ll always obscure any sexual act cleverly. At no point in this film will you see any offensive nudity. As we?ve said it?s too easy to do this, it?s far more entertaining to think of ingenious ways to hide the porno element of this idea. Sound effects will obviously help hugely on turning up the humour.
Our cast will also help define the tone. We now think that the male characters should be normal blokes that our target audience can identify with. The women though should be drop dead gorgeous, and we?re still toying with casting real porn stars. One for PR value and secondly to make the scenes aspirational. We want lads on building sites to see this film and think, ?that could be me shagging her.?
Titillation wise, the fact we?ve got a normal guy with a sexy porn star will work wonders. We still want to make people believe our heroes are actually having sex but we won?t linger on the sex scenes like you would in a porn movie. Instead we?ll focus on the product. This in itself will be what makes the film stand out and be funny.
Scene: We open on big pile of hardcore.
The camera pulls out to reveal we?re on a building site. Just then a white van pulls up and three workers climb out. They?re all kitted out in Scruffs boots, jackets and trousers. They walk towards camera in slow-mo, reminiscent of the scene in Reservoir Dogs.
Music: A cheesy porn type sound track starts up. A particularly naff version of Dolly Parton?s ?Working 9 to 5? could be funny.
Cut to one of the guys walking into the site Portakabin. Behind a desk is a sultry looking secretary, she gives the workman a knowing, flirtatious smile. He puts down his toolbox on her desk. She stands up and walks around to his side of the desk.
Cut to a close up of her hand running up and down his thigh and caressing his arse through his Scruffs Trade trousers. We get a good look at the Trade trousers many pockets and heavy duty fabric as she tugs at the material. Her hand then moves round and starts to massage his groin. She stops for a moment, puts her hand into one of the many pockets and removes a large adjustable spanner. We then see a series of quick cuts of her hand removing all manner of tools from each and every pocket in his Trade trousers. She then returns to the job in hand and slowly pulls down his fly then slips her hand into his trousers.
We then see a quick cut of the boom on a crane extending skyward.
Cut back to the builder and the secretary in the Portakabin. Things have moved on considerably. The secretary is lying back on her desk with her skirt is up round her waist and the builder is standing between her legs. The workman then decides to climb on to the desk with the secretary. We see a close up of his generous fitting trousers as he ?gets his leg over?. The workman wastes no time and before we know it they?re at it like a couple of rabbits. However all the true porn action is cleverly hidden by the workman?s toolbox, which he placed on the table earlier. And any sound is masked by the sound of a jackhammer from the building site outside. We then hold on a close up of the Trade trouser?s padded kness as the workman?s rhythm begins to build.
Over this image we then super some product info in bullet points on screen followed by the price.
Super: Scruffs Trade trousers. 19 pockets. Generous Fitting. Padded Knees. ?29.95.
Now we cut to one of the other workers outside on site. He?s pushing a wheelbarrow piled high with sand. He heads towards some foundations where a female Quantity Surveyor is bending over measuring part of the foundations. He gets a good look at her shapely behind as he passes.
Cut to the same builder, but this time he?s not holding a wheelbarrow. He?s got the Quantity Surveyor in the wheelbarrow position. Once again the builders actual wheelbarrow obscures any hardcore action but in every other way this is a full on porn scene. We see her hands clawing at the sand as she braces herself against the builder?s thrusts, lying in the sand next to her is her measuring tape, the camera focuses in on it for a moment. It?s extended to10 inches. We cut back to her face, her mouth his open wide in a mixture of pleasure and pain. Any sound is once again masked by some type of machinery or on site noise. This time we hear the slow, rhythmical, thud of a pile driver. The earth is certainly moving for our female Quantity Surveyor. We cut back to the builder as he repositions his Scruffs boots in the soft sand and steadies himself. He maintains his long, deep thrusting rhythm throughout.
Once again we hold on a close up of his boots in the sand as we super some product points and price on screen.
Super: Scruffs Nimbus boots. Superior grip. Steel toe-cap and pierce-resistant midsole. ?38.95
Next we cut to our third workman up some scaffolding. It?s almost adjacent to a block of flats, in fact a couple of inches away from where our workman is working is a bathroom window. From his POV we have a birds eye view right into the bathroom and right on cue a beautiful blonde is climbing out of the shower. She wraps herself in a towel before we can truly appreciate her figure. Seeing our workman outside on the scaffold, she brazenly walks over to the window, opening it wide. She beckons to him to come closer as she leans out of the window towards him. Then reaching out she grabs him by the lapels on his Scruffs Action jacket and pulls him precariously close to the edge of the scaffolding. He?s close enough for her to reach up and unzip his jacket from the waist up using the jackets handy two way zip, she then unbuttons his Scruffs Trade trousers and they fall to his knees. Grabbing his manhood, although this is obscured by a horizontal scaffolding pole, she brings him to her mouth. He stands on his tip-toes, below him is an eighty foot drop, but falling to his death is now the last thing on his mind. We then cut to a full-length shot of our third builder from behind. We can just see the girl?s mop of long blonde hair bobbing back and forth and this time we can hear the familiar sound of a saw?s teeth cutting through a piece of wood in perfect time with her movement. We hold on the builder?s Action jacket and the top of her head as we once again super our product info.
Super: Scruffs Action Jacket. 2 way zip. Adjustable waist strap and cuffs. Contoured lower back. ?44.95
We now cut back to all three of our builders in quick succession. Their rhythm is
building and building to the same inevitable outcome. However just at the point of climax we cut to a cement mixer in some other part of the site just as it spills its load of cement into gaping trench.
Finally we cut to our three workmen returning to their van at the end of a particularly draining day?s work. We end on a close up of one of the guy?s Scruffs ?Cyclone Rigger? boots as he climbs into the van. A super reads?
Super: Scruffs. It?s a dirty job.