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Mullets
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2001 10:02 am
by Matt
The question arises from a recent thread about Racquel Darrian's boyfriend's hair crime...
Who are the worst offenders this side of the Atlantic? Ole Ben Dover's barnet has to be an all-time classic.
Re: Mullets
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2001 10:56 am
by davey boy floyd
i think we should ask the ladies why they are always preforming with blokes with mullets,its like we are still in the 80's.does anyone else think ben dover looks like keith harris (of orville fame).maybe he's trying to be a ventriliquist with his cock.
Re: Mullets
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2001 1:54 pm
by Shaun
The difference between Ben and Keith is that Ben hasn't ben seen to put his cock up a monkey or a ducks ass, whereas Keith puts his hand up both. Another contender for a bad haircut could be SuperMario, Sorry Rebekah.
Stop hassling Ben Dover!
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2001 10:30 pm
by Bill Malone
Be nice to Ben. He's the king. His looks do not change his ability to shoot both good porn and his cum over girlie's faces on cue.
Bet you've got a mullet, Bill!
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2001 5:26 am
by Matt
Come on. Ben may well be the king, but his hair crimes are legion.
Ben Bashing
Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2001 7:56 pm
by Bill Malone
Worse than a mullet, I have a pony tail. But I can hold my head up and admit it AND use it as a rope swing at the same time.
I have some hair, I'm grateful.
Aside from that, there seems to be a bit of Ben bashing going on here of late. Not from anyone in particular. I don't mean the hair thing, just people openly dealing/asking for bootleg vids knowing he reads this forum, people saying he's UGLY (Is that important? Were they planning to shag him or something?) You don't invite royalty into your home and then throw stones at them. He'll leave us if we do that. Respect the man and his input.
That's all, back to bed.