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OK, now as you know, I'm not really allowed on this side of the forum but, I do have a serious question to ask.
Well it's not really serious but it's a question none-the-less.
Anal, or getting bummed as I like to call it, seems to be high on every producers agenda, (Cue stream of offended producers - whatever) but what I want to know is, do girls really enjoy getting bummed? Or is it just a case of doing the work and getting payed?
I hear the thing about G-spots etc blah de blah, but really, that aside, do you really enjoy it?
Surely the muscles will eventually get so relaxed, you'd need to wear something just in case you couldn't clench tight enough before you got to a loo?
I'm actually serious when I say this, so please, no silly school boy jokes or mods getting trigger happy with the delete button.

Thanx for your time and Sandie can I have a signed picture please that says "To Holden, I Love You, Love Sandie."
No?
Sod it.

The issue of incontinence, etc, amongst retired porn stars was given some serious treatment in the Channel 4 Pornography musical, featuring Faye and others.

I missed that Ben.
What was the consensus?

It was the opinion of one of the women interviewed that models having a lot of anal sex regularly were putting themselves at risk of future incontinence- and there was even a horror story (possibly sensationalist) of one model who had to wear large rubber pants just in case she sneezed and lost control of her bowels.

Ben

That's fucking extreme!
The chances of getting a proplapsed rectum must be pretty high as well then I should imagine.

Does sound like something straight out of a Chris Morris sketch doesn't it??

Ben

More Arseeye than Brasseye.
Dammit, I've turned into Steve56 again.

holden baby of course u can. u know i luv ya.

on the topic all i can say is anal is good - usually. however i have noticed for some bizzarre reason i have alot more bottom probs when im abroad.

i put this down to too much coffe, alcohol and good living.

ur bum has a mind of its own and its either up for it or it aint!

i find that being turned on is the best way to avoid bottom damage. well u cant win em all.

Dont send him a picture Sandie, he will only masturbate and have huge guilt trips, send it me instead, I,m well balanced and sensible, plus I have a nice car, and a turtle in me shed..
A good way to avoid bottom damage is to keep your pants on!

Grovelling little shit.
Sandie, feel free to send it to him.
It's the closest he'll get to sex, other than a second hand copy of Razzle and a jar of handcream.

Send me your knickers instead so I can flog em on eBay.

Why do guys like to buy models knickers?
Knickers they have never worn in their lives and have probably rubbed against their pet's arse for a laugh.

So you still buying knickers Lizzy?