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Things you'll never see!

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2001 7:54 pm
by Terry May
Because there is so much speculation about some of the girls and their work i feel i should dispel some myths.

1) In a recent interview in SCORE Linsey with her new husband (wonder what odds Ladbrokes are offering on that lasting are?) recently said that we can expect stonger stuff in the near future. Which going on her previous record everyone in unison surely cried out, 'BOLLOCKS you balloon breasted biffer!'

2) The strongest we'll ever see from Theresa May is that dildo shoot she did. As for b/g h/c ever surfacing - we're more likely to see Lord Sutch of the monster raving looney party become Prime Minister ( and he's been dead for 5 years!) As a footnote Theresa not only rips off the punters on false promises but her disastrous model agency fleeces the girls on her books (only allowing herself the decent jobs) and has been so unreliable to the management of men & motors she's in danger of putting her self and her agency out of business.


3)And sorry to shatter any illusions you might have Layla but even stars such as Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, et al have only ever landed bit parts in Hollywood movies ( many of them B movies liitle seen outside USA). Even Traci Lords has only ever had a supporting role in a mainstream movie and that was John Waters 'Cry Baby' - hardly blockbuster material - everything she's done since has been strictly of the straight to video variety. The most succesful British girl seems to be Louise Hodges who most recently has a credited part in the new Michael Caine film 'Shiner' as well as small parts in some BBC sitcoms over the next few months.

However despite all the above i would love to be proved wrong!
And on a personal note i'd love Adele Stephens to do more hardcore with cumshots -i live in hope!

Re: Things you'll never see!

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2001 8:07 pm
by alec
I think Layla~Jade was talking about hard core features, not Hollywood features.

I've also seen a Traci Lords film reviewed by Barry Norman on Film Night - he praised her performance, though whether or not the film was a success I couldn't say. Can't remeber what it was called, but it was a few years after Cry Baby.

However, your point about porn models breaking into straight acting is perfectly sound.

Re: Things you'll never see!

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2001 8:22 pm
by SID THE CYNIC
Dear Terry,

Ref para. 1.,

I am perplexed..... why should the union of public service workers have an opinion on LDM doing h/c..... why should it affect them...... was it mentioned at last week's TUC conference..... and what does a good Socialist like, say Anthony Blair have to comment upon the matter?

I think we should be told!!!

SID

Re: Things you'll never see!

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2001 2:55 pm
by Hootsmon

Eh, Terry

Don't mean to burst your bubble, but I'm sure that Traci Lords also had a part in the 'slightly' bigger film "Blade" with Wesley Snipes, she played a vampire with some mouth on her......maybe her years in the industry were good grounding for her role?? :o)

Hootsmon aka Kris

Re: Things you'll never see!

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2001 3:17 pm
by Phil McC
And Tracy released a music CD which I have and will donate to any good charity I think it must be a collectors item, how many other porn stars have made a music track,,,,Chiccolina ???

Phil McC

Re: Things you'll never see!

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2001 4:18 pm
by joe king
cicciolina - ci in italian makes the 'ch' sound
http://www.cicciolina.com/newhome1.html

nah! nah! she done it with a stallion?

Re: Things you'll never see!

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2001 3:45 pm
by Phil McC
Joe I only make porn films where would I need to spell,
and are you appling for the Tracy Lords CD,

Phil McC

Re: Things you'll never see!

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2001 5:09 pm
by joe king


is the cd 1000 Fires (1995) by Traci Lords ?
The faq seems to give other cds, her music label site seems to be down ;-)

So u think the music is no good, why give it to me?, i've got taste!