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Ugly male porn stars

Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 5:33 am
by Heathray
Why are so many of the top UK male porn stars butt ugly? My girlfriend looks at some of them and is baffled, take away the large whanger and they are a real turn off for her. One of our top studs looks like a Bugs Bunny reject. We have suffered 20 years of Ron Jeremy, we don't need our own.

Re: Ugly male porn stars

Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:38 am
by one eyed jack
The answer Heathray lies in the fact that porn is an open market. Therefore anyone who owns a camcorder can put their amateur efforts on the market. Porn is no longer in the realm of beautiful people- men or women.

What is ugly? Is a subjective question. Some would say they don't buy porn for looking at the guys but the girls as long as their being shagged proplery and lets not forget, the buying market of guys would like to see someone real representing themselves to make it believable the girl they are watching is attainable.

If you are really twisted, you might get off on the fantasy that an ugly bloke is shagging a truly beautiful girl.

Then if you are cynical, which, judging by your previous posts you can accept that this is simply the way of the world. Ugly blokes rule. When was the last time you saw a dashing politician for that matter?

To be fair to Ron Jeremy, I don't think he was a bad looking fellow in his youth. Don't knock the Ronster. He is aboout 50 now after all...Besides, he has a big cock and knows how to use it which makes him okay in my book.

PS: For good looking blokes, theres always gay porn. Whatever floats your boat boss.


Re: Ugly male porn stars

Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:53 am
by Officer Dibble
"the buying market of guys would like to see someone real representing themselves to make it believable the girl they are watching is attainable."

Yeah, but the girls are so "attainable" nowadays that I suddenly find I don't want one. So, I'll just carry on fantasising about Erika Bella and Lea Martini, if it's all the same, Tel.


Officer Dibble

Re: Ugly male porn stars

Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 8:21 am
by one eyed jack
As you will sir. And a fine choice of ladies too.


Re: Ugly male porn stars

Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 8:48 am
by Guilbert
Go look on EGAFD for a load of ugly male porn stars.



Maybe it is the only way they can get a shag, pay a girl
to do it with them.


Re: Ugly male porn stars

Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 9:05 am
by nachovx
Doesn't matter who the male star is, for me I get sick of the same ones in every movie ... new girls come and go, but the guys hang on forever. No matter how good he performs or how good looking (or not), sometimes you just say "fuck, not him again". I don't know if UK porn will become like it's US counterpart, with stars like Ron J, Mark Davis, John Dough, Vince Vouyer. Lex etc. becoming fixtures ... but wait, it already had :).

Re: Ugly male porn stars

Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:09 pm
by Rude Boy
Awesome stuff, straight out of "League Of Gentlemen." Absolutely classic.

There's one particular guy I've seen in a lot of British stuff who always reminds me of Steve Coogan so, by default, I think of Alan Partridge. He's by no means ugly but the image of Patridge on the job is a bit disturbing.

Re: Ugly male porn stars

Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 2:13 pm
by marcusallen
As a handsome, sauve, sophisticated knight errant, I can only assume that Heathray has lighted upon the odd type incompatible with his sensitive nature.

Re: Ugly male porn stars

Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 4:46 pm
by Cynical Sids Old Pal
Shame they aren't all as handsome ,smooth,suave and sophisticated as
Marino,Dave Wells,and Marcus.personally not interested in the blokes,just
the girls.


Re: Ugly male porn stars

Posted: Sun May 22, 2005 6:27 pm
by one eyed jack
How about the producer that pays the girls to shag them? Like I said...Its the way of the world.