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Whilst Sarak Read's drinking 100 blokes' cum sounds like a winning idea wouldn't she probably object to this idea? This hasn't been done before has it? Perhaps you can invent a new genre?

Indeed. I'd suggest that once collected, it's mixed into a huge bowl of Yorkshire pudding batter, then baked & served piping hot along with a Sunday roast to the unwitting participants. And as Delia would remind us, the oil must be smoking hot to get it to rise.

Any more Bukkake Top Tips?

I suggest all participants are reminded to wear shoes with good grips like the type used for yachting. Pools of putrifying semen lying on the floor can be very slippy.

We do not want to give porn a bad name by breaching the Health and Safety at Work Act 1972.

Anyone want to volenteer to clean up afterwards? No? Thought not.

Oh, I don't mind cleaning up. It doesn't really phase me. Also all this 'unwitting participants' thing - the taste of one's own semen isn't such a great taboo in my little world.

so who will volunteer to do the risk assessment for the british bukkake? cos i bloody won't!

Cleaning up? You just get a hosepipe. As anyone who's seen American Bukkake will tell you, these things are filmed in studios with concrete floors. I'm sure the average dodgy 'adult' studio in Romford has seen jizz before

"AS i stepped forward to come over a ladies face i slipped on the semen of fifty men..."
imagine writing that on an insurance form!
and what would you tell the doctors?