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Thought this might give you a chuckle. There's a new book out called "Dirty Fan Male" that chronicles the "fan-club" era in the 90's where girls like Eve Vorley, Louise Hodges, Teresa May would open "fan-clubs" and charge ?20 a throw.

Obviously the punters would write them letters which are included in the book. One I have been chuckling over all day goes

"Dear Eve,

am 78 years old. When you are ready I would love to suck you out".

Silver tongued devil!

My gf had her own member site a while back, she sits behind the computer and camera most of the time now, some of the emails she had were really enticing, here are a few one liners she got:

"I've got 8 inches waiting for you in Doncaster"

"You seem nice, can we fuck?"

"I've got a nice clean van we can use to fuck in at night" (how could any girl refuse that one?)

Hmm '8 inches in Doncaster'. What's the greater attraction here.. the inches or the trip to Doncaster ?

I like the 'when you're ready'.. that's class! It's like saying 'Eve, when you've composed yourself the sucking masterclass will commence..' Good old boy though, turning his age (and no doubt vast experience) into a unique selling point... Wonder if she took him up on it ?

We are well ahead of you over on the O/T forum

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Mart

Sounds like good old Macdaddy is after her with lines like that Fraser! !grin!

"...suck you out". hahahaha. vacuum cleaner at the ready!!

Was this the one allegedly written by Eve's 'brother'...do please remember she has settled down/had kids with dear old David Sullivan. Who would never mislead the punters, dear me no.

Ah...good point colonel. Never trust anything where dave sullivan is concerned...as they said in JFK "We're through the looking glass here people, black is white and white is black.."

i like theses they are funny