Old Age....
Posted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:50 pm
What can I say? I,m fucking dreading it, I,m sooooo dreading it I did a trial run the other day, yes!...I pissed myself!, not with laughter you understand, I just pissed myself in Waitrose, to get the feeling you know, and to my surprise I actually quite liked it, but after a few strange looks I thought I,d better fuck off, so into the motor wearing a flat cap and a piss stained mac, and off for a drive, I drove at 15mph, and never indicated for about an hour, I was watching other drivers lips, and counted 43 'twats' 17 'move it you old fucka,s' but oddly only 1 'cunt' not bad, then it was off to the post office thursday morning to que at 8.30 even though they dont open till 9.00, the talk was of operations, cancer, and more cancer, interspersed with gardening tips for the retarted, like - leave the top off your water butt when it,s raining to collect water (must have been up all night thinking that one up) then more cancer tales. Next it was off for a game of bowls, and an attempt to fiegn a heart attack, whilst shouting 'run on' finally I decided to test the water on a bus, when asked for the full fare I protested that I was a pensioner, 'fuck off' came the drivers reply...?2.40 for 3 stops, upon leaving the bus I explained if he ever told me to fuck off again, he,d be wearing his balls as earings, anyway the truth is life as a pensioner sucks, and I,m only young, so it,s a visit to the dignitas clinic for me at the first sign of trouble both north and south, but especially south....
Right a brew methinks.
El Lizardo.
Right a brew methinks.
El Lizardo.